How can Mario be faster than Sonic?

**Jyuu** · 07-19-2007, 08:16 PM

It just doesn't make sense!

**MadDogMike** · 07-19-2007, 08:28 PM

Is there some sort of article that's meant to go with this?

**Tetnubis** · 07-19-2007, 08:29 PM

Raccoon tail! Wait, no... That's Flight.... Fire plant? No, that's fire ball power..... Ummm, mushrooms make him big...

I dunno.... Did he swallow one of Sonic's rings?

**Jyuu** · 07-19-2007, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by MadDogMike

Is there some sort of article that's meant to go with this?

I thought you knew about the Mario and Sonic sports game where Mario beats Sonic in a race.

**MadDogMike** · 07-19-2007, 08:41 PM

Well actually, I didn't... I'll be looking that one up when I get home.

**deuce22** · 07-19-2007, 08:48 PM

i know....ridiculous.

**DeathScythe10x** · 07-19-2007, 08:56 PM

easy, sonic wanted to check out that smexy italian ass

**mystic_guard_sinoel** · 07-19-2007, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Tetnubis

I dunno.... Did he swallow one of Sonic's rings?

He is faster because he is motivated by greed! I mean he's always jumping around for the coins...

**irecinius** · 07-19-2007, 10:44 PM

Mario has the Sausage power...

One of thoses day on MythBusters there was this myth where you could propel a rocket using salami... maybe Mario do the same

here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBus...#Salami_Rocket