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Originally Posted by true_panda

What did you make a peep hole into your parents bedroom?

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He did do so, only to find out that I WAS FUCKING HIS MOM! OOOOOOH SNAP!

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Originally Posted by MidNight

what could be the best postion to give the female the most pleasure?

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Seriously though: relationship that has in the past 8 months turned sexual, in all this experience you really get to know a woman and what she likes...but having a sense of humor about it all is key. You don't want a woman upset because she accidentally knees you in the head while trying to switch positions. That'll just ruin your experience together. But yeah, try multiple positions, especially if you are able to hold your load. I've found that her on top and doggy style work best, but doggy style hurts her arms a bit, and with her on top all you really have to do is thrust your hips a bit (don't EVER try that unless that woman has been on top before, I'm not saying you won't get the rythm, I'm just saying if its your first time in there you might end up hurting her) but I like to try all 3 standard positions during sex (doggy style, her on top, me on top, all that in reverse order), but you should only try it if you have the longevity. Try warming her up a bit with a finger or two (or three, it all depends on your size, bucko), and some mouth action.

Mine Pnis is liek hrd liek a rox you knw. WHYWHYWHYWHYYYWYYHWYY wht is wrng wth me? My mom trid tu sck da hrdnsess out bt no hlp it did. D=

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Originally Posted by kubjelle

Mine Pnis is liek hrd liek a rox you knw. WHYWHYWHYWHYYYWYYHWYY wht is wrng wth me? My mom trid tu sck da hrdnsess out bt no hlp it did. D=

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After reading this, can any of you honestly be against abortion?

i certainly never was. now i wish i had a weapon that could kill people using electricity and I.P. Adresses.

Agreed...Either that, or a Death Note that works by writing down usernames while thinking of posts.

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After reading this, can any of you honestly be against abortion?

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LMFAO!!! I say we just kill the drugged up sluts that end up wanting the abortions. If the seed isnt planted, you dont have to dig it out with a clothes hanger.

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Originally Posted by Cattus

LMFAO!!! I say we just kill the drugged up sluts that end up wanting the abortions. If the seed isnt planted, you dont have to dig it out with a clothes hanger.

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Uh... ok... anyways back to the topic...

Indeed the best postions tend to be the missionary and the reverse cowgirl postion. The missionary for some because if the man knows what he's doing he can hit all the right spots and women love the intimacy of it, and the cowgirl because she is in control and is easy to hit the right spots. Another good one is spooning postion.

The spooning position is difficult to accomplish and I have had complaints from teh female partner that it hurts.

is there any way to ease the pain for a first timer?(female)

Go slow =D

Eventually she'll get used to it.

EDIT: Also, try to warm her up with a finger or two (or three, depending on the manhood size), and some nice cunnilingus.