ST RPG: System vs. Factory - Round 7: The Phantom Menace

[morten]

[mort: Back to normality...]

Absent players:

Gunmetal Gray 13
Cali 12
infamouse 11
kniteowl 10
Henchy432 10
Yummy Lingo 9
Stuyvesant 8
R3dKnight 8
Shin_Igami 6
BlueDemon 6
Egan_Tank 5
Ziazca 4
pulp_chicken 3
4n0n¥m0µ$ 2
sakura_hana 2
Darkus 0

Paychecks:
Paychecks:
1. Henchy432 - Bouncer – 20 credits
2. Blue Demon – Barman – 30 credits
3. Redknight – Thug – 10 credits
4. sakura hana – Bartender – 30 credits
5. Ziazca - Elf – Detective – 30 credits
6. infamouse - Troll – Black market seller – 0 credits
7. Egan_Tank - Vampire – Photographer – 20 credits
8. Shin_Igami - Human – Militia – 60 credits
9. Gunmetal Gray - Ork – Mercenary – 0 credits
10. darkus-s6 - Human – Bouncer – 40 credits
11. Yummy Lingo -Vampire – Black market salesman – 400 credits
12. pulp_chicken - Human – Thief – 0 credits
13. 4n0n¥m0µ$ - Elf – Gogo Dancer – 30 credits
14. Stuyvesant - Elf – Assassin – 10 credits
15. Kniteowl - Cyclop - Pimp – 200 credits
16. Popothepenguin - Gnome – Merchant – 10 credits
17. Spruggu - Ogre – Gogo Dancer – 30 credits
18. Cali – Bounty Hunter – 20 credits

Mouse Party of Five:
// Mouse - Troll - 30330 credits / 100/100HP +1 armour. Weapons: Gun: 2 x Niko MG (20) + 1963 rounds ; Melee: Chainsaw (20) ; Passsive: Exploding bola (19). Items: Collection of Shrunken Heads * Wolf head, Elf Orb.; 5 Anti-Poison
// Zia - Elf - 20655 credits / 100/100HP + 1 armour. Weapons: Niko (20) ; Auto Shotgun (19) + 86 rounds ; Melee: Chainsaw (20) ; Passive: None. Items: Ancient key ; 3 health potions
// Lingo - Vampire - 10400 credits / 100/100HP. Weapons: Melee weapon: 2 x Chainsaw (20) ; Passive: Shotgun (1 + 20 rounds. Items: Book of vampires, 4 health patches. 3 health potions
// Henchy - Werewolf - 21230 credits / 100/100HP. Weapons: 2 robocopper (11) + 154 rounds ; Passive: Melee weapon: Axe (20). Items: Necklace with Wolftooth, : 2 health patches ; 3 health potions
//Blue - Vampire - 9570 credits / 51/100HP + 1 armour. Weapons: Niko(20) + 519 rounds ; Melee: Chainsaw (20); Passive: 2 x sawed shotguns (1; exploding bola (19) ; Items: Skull of an elf, 1 Health Patches (5), 19 health potions.Max items reached.
//Stu - Elf - 15120 credits / 100/100HP. Weapons: Niko (20) + 356 rounds ; Melee weapon: Waraxe (20) ; Passive: None. Items: Piece of a broken Elf sword, 1 Health Patches

[mort: Health potions exchange confused me... Tell me mistakes I made]

The party moves on as Mouse takes the leadership again...

[Yummy Lingo]

Lingo headed for the closest door....

action -Yummy opens door

[Stuyvesant]

Stuyvesant follows Lingo out the door.

[R3dKnight]

kills rats..
swing tail 10 times.


that's all
still going for the loot in the sewer.

[Cali]

The janitor replied: Oh sure, just use the back door for the laboratories and tell the man in the elevator the name of Dr.Schmidt. DOn't tell him you want to Dr.Mengele or Dr.Desty Nova. Hahahahahahah, good laugh! You can't get into the front door anyway. Someone stuck a penny inside the door. Did you stuck a penny in there?
The janitor looked quite insane...

[ooc: I wonder what would happen were we to ask for a Bob Kelso... ^^]
Cali thanks the janitor but pays no mind to his seemingly crazy last comments. He exchanges glares with Chris, which replies by having his guns ready to go in case something fishy happens while they're on their way to Schmidt...
They venture further into the hospital, towards the elevator.

[BlueDemon]

He follows Lingo and Stuy,while putting a health patch on and being observant of his surroundings.He said " The elfs should sing a bit,so that we are at full health if anything hard is coming our way...".

[pulp_chicken]

The elf merchant said: Why yes, my darling. Here's what I have:

MPs:
21) Fabric Panther MG. 700 credits
22) Street Custom Panther 800 credits
Assault Rifles
23) Piker Special Sniper MG 1600 credits
24) FN Scar 1900 credits

Melee:
21) Multi Morning Star 1800 credits
22) Dwarf Axe 2000 credits
23) Electric Whip 2200 credits
24) Future Axe 2400 credits

Grenades:
(5)Light. 50 credits
(10)(Stink) Gas 100 credits
(15)Splitter 150 credits
(20)Napalm 20 credits
(30)Poison 300 credits
Grenade belt (+4 grenades) 400 credits

Armour:
Armour +2 - 200 credits
Armour +3 - 500 credits
Magic Armour +1 ; +2 1000 credits
Magic Armour +2 ; +3 1500 credits

[OOC: I think I have about 4000 credits cash?]

Pulp says: I'll take the electric whip and the magic armour +2, please.
Can you buy my scythe and tell me if you sell health potions too? I also wanna buy 50 rounds if my money is enough.

[Stuyvesant]

He follows Lingo and Stuy,while putting a health patch on and being observant of his surroundings.He said " The elfs should sing a bit,so that we are at full health if anything hard is coming our way...".

Ignoring the multitude of innuendos relating to Blue's comment, Stuyvesant cheerfully started to sing "God is in the TV...rock is deader than dead...the shock is all in your head..." Perhaps some Manson would lift Blue's drooping spirit.

[4n0n¥m0µ$]

Anon said: Lawl, you're expensive xD
I'll take the custom panther, the future morning star thang and the +3 armour. And I wanna sell my shotgun and scythe. And give me 100 rounds for my new gun!

[morten]

The dwarf merchant looked at Rumple: Sure thang! You're a gnome, eh? Don't fool me with your skills! Here's my stuff:

MPs:
19) Automatic Shotgun. 340 credits
20) Niko Light MG. 400 credits
21) Fabric Panther MG. 700 credits
22) Street Custom Panther 800 credits
Assault Rifles
23) Piker Special Sniper MG 1600 credits
24) FN Scar 1900 credits

Melee:
20) Chainsaw 1400 credits
21) Multi Morning Star 1800 credits
22) Dwarf Axe 2000 credits
23) Electric Whip 2200 credits

Grenades:
(5)Light. 50 credits
(10)(Stink) Gas 100 credits
(15)Splitter 150 credits
(20)Napalm 200 credits
(30)Poison 300 credits
Grenade belt (+4 grenades) 400 credits

Armour:
Armour +2 - 250 credits
Armour +3 - 500 credits
Magic Armour +1 ; +2 1000 credits

Health Patches - 5 credits
Health Potions - 25 credits

4!
Rumple activates sales deal luck. 20% off price bonus.

Rumple says with a merchants smile: I want to sell you my two Desperate Housewife MPs and my Exploding bola. Then let me buy the FN Scar, the dwarf axe and the armour +3. And I want a grenade belt plus 2 napalm and 2 poison grenades. And give me 4 health potions. Everything for 20% off price should be 1520 credits for the FN Scar, 1600 for the dwarf axe, 400 for the armour, 320 for the grenade belt, 320 for two napalm and 480 for two poison grenades, plus 80 credits for 4 health potions makes me 4420 credits to pay. Gimme my stuff plus +20% on my sold weapons!

Lingo headed for the closest door....

action -Yummy opens door

Stuyvesant follows Lingo out the door.

[mort: Actually, the doors on the map are wood elfs here. I already mentioned it somewhere...]

kills rats..
swing tail 10 times.


that's all
still going for the loot in the sewer.

39 damage
Red kills all of the mutant rats with a whirl of his tail...
Now to move on again...

[ooc: I wonder what would happen were we to ask for a Bob Kelso... ^^]
Cali thanks the janitor but pays no mind to his seemingly crazy last comments. He exchanges glares with Chris, which replies by having his guns ready to go in case something fishy happens while they're on their way to Schmidt...
They venture further into the hospital, towards the elevator.

Cali and Jesus walk at the backdoors. They enter the place when suddenly a creature comes down from the ceiling....



It's the elevator man, a creature unknown in connection with the elevator: You have to pay 100 credits each. Where do you want to go? There are a lot of strange places up there...

He follows Lingo and Stuy,while putting a health patch on and being observant of his surroundings.He said " The elfs should sing a bit,so that we are at full health if anything hard is coming our way...".

Blue... 56/100HP

[OOC: I think I have about 4000 credits cash?]

Pulp says: I'll take the electric whip and the magic armour +2, please.
Can you buy my scythe and tell me if you sell health potions too? I also wanna buy 50 rounds if my money is enough.

The merchant says: I'll give you 140 credits for your level 18 vampire scythe. The electric whip and the magic armour +2 will cost 3700 credits. You have 875 credits left. Do you want to sell your two Roller MPs too? I can't sell you health potions but the 50 rounds ammunition are okay.
The merchant hands over the new stuff to Pulp...
[mort: 97 rounds now; 825 credits.]

Ignoring the multitude of innuendos relating to Blue's comment, Stuyvesant cheerfully started to sing "God is in the TV...rock is deader than dead...the shock is all in your head..." Perhaps some Manson would lift Blue's drooping spirit.

6!
Stu's sings a Marylin Manson song that perfectly matches his own voice. He revives Blue completly with a 50 HP points recovery...
4!
The group enters the new room 27 without getting attacked in the corridors...
Inside a garden, an earth girl was sitting at a desk, painting wonderful pictures.
She looked up at the group entering and said: Oh! You made it through to my place! Did you run away from those horrible unicorns to come here? This is my place and my name is Aldress. If you came to look for the complete map then you came to the right place. Also, to grant you with this here...
Aldress gives everyone of the group 5 health potions and the complete map of Monster Park...



[mort: I made the map smaller than it was before, so it looks a bit different...:/]

Aldress says: Each door point is another wood elf who can help you out and answers your questions. Avoid traps and locks and search for secrets. Porticullis open after you killed an enemy. If you look for the monster than you have to head to room 2...

[mort: Because the dungeon is still big, I'm gonna throw a dice on each corridor and room. You only have to fight with a 1,2 or 3 now. Otherwise you would never leave that place... :/]

Anon said: Lawl, you're expensive xD
I'll take the custom panther, the future morning star thang and the +3 armour. And I wanna sell my shotgun and scythe. And give me 100 rounds for my new gun!

The merchant says: I'll buy your sawed shotgun for 160 credits and your level 16 scythe for 120 credits. With all your stuff bought, you have 1255 credits left. Any more wishes..?