ST RPG: System vs. Factory - Round 6: Duo maomao

[Shin_Igami]

OOC: Toilet needs are a serious business man :P.

Chris took a deep breath. He still could not quite get over being called a priest. Back in the empire, no one confused a daemon hunter for anything else, but... oh well.

"I could ask you the same question, my friend, but i guess we all have our reasons. More importantly... Whom should I find, if I wish to release more of my latent spiritual powers?"

[morten]

Rumple fire two shots at the first and the second robot again...

5!5!
Rumple destroyed the cam bot...
He recives 200 credits.
From the other room he can hear fighting and shooting, too...

[mort - lol, yes, ok repetitive actions will be...clubbed.from now on.]

action 1 -Lingo does another slash of 10 into the unicorns mouth, then
action 2 -shoves the chainsaws into the sides of his mouth to try and slice out the cheeks
action 3 - then a consecutive plunge down it's throat thrice
action 4 - preternatural foresight [PF...]

"Lingo lend me two potions!!!!!"
If the Unicorn is still alive he shoots it 5 times....

[mort: Just posting "stab the unicorn x times" is more then sufficient... And watch your health...]
110 damage *2 = 220
Lingo attacks again with the chainsaw... 487/5000HP
2!
Lingo's attack fails...
2!
... and again...
5!
He activates PF...
2!2!3! +1 PF
He can avoid getting hit by several deadly rainbow puke beams...

[Actually, I wanted to sell just two Uzi's, and keep the third and the robocopper as an extra for whatever situation that might come, but that's ok]

Here you go. Cali pays the 400 credits to the man, using his creditkey. Since I told you to forget about the antidote, I don't suppose you have any amount of it? Because if you don't, I'd like to buy any cheap stuff that might look like an antidote...

The urban shaman brought out a small bottle: This is the antidote, just in case. It will be 200 credits extra if you want it...

As Cali passes his eyes on the newspaper, he sees a few interesting articles concerning the dwarf mob as well as shady underground labs. He also sees info on the Hell concert in the torture chamber club. Knowing not all things are what they seem to be, and how sneaky can both sides be when mobilizing their troops, Cali tries finding any sort of pattern or code among the newspaper lines, while briefly thinking: "That priest guy is really something... first he toasts a bunch of tomb raiders as if it was nothing, and then he spends an eternity taking a dump... Gee... Well, gotta make my while worthy. Let's see what i can find in this piece of garbage...
After finishing with that, he goes looking for a tool store in the undergroup shop, intent on buying a chain...
Having freed some space in his backpack earlier, Cali goes looking for a tool store, to find someone who could sell him a chain strong enough to bind a fairly built up man. I guess this oughta do
He then go looking for his companion Chris, which had already taken too long in the bathroom, only to find out he actually wasn't in the bathroom.
Cali takes his time, watching from afar, after all, he learned earlier it might not be in his best interest to getting into the holy man's affairs.

Action 1: look for info on the dwarf mob in the newspaper
Action 2: look for info on underground labs and body altering experiments in the newspaper
Action 3: look for into on the Hell Concert in the newspaper
Action 4: look for any hidden message in the newspaper
Action 5: look for a tool shop to get a chain
Action 6: look for Jesus (funny one)

Article 3: The dwarf was attacked during an important bank transport by what eye whitness say 'amateur group'. Eight people of the dwarf mafia got killed, the money and the transport car stolen.
The dwarf mob finished every business activities with the Iron Bank immediatly after this incident. As our journalists asked the press officer of the mob, tracks are leading to one elf who was caught with the car of the mob and died in an 'accident' before he could brought to police. It is said that the two other members of the aussault group were a vampire female and a human with a flashy face tattoo. A bounty was settled on both heads but rumors speak that both got caught this day by the mob. Looks like we'll find two dead corpses tomorrow in the river. Or never be found..?
Article 6: The Black Mesa Laboratory is looking for runners to do a medic quest. Info under the following phone number...
Small article: Hell concert will start tomorrow in the Torture chamber club. It is said that Hell will only sell a small amount of tickets to his fans, the main quantum will go to black markets and the underground celebrities of the town. It is said that the most famous runners and mercenaries will try to get into the club to get new precious connections.
The concert will take only five hours as Hell himself is a vampire who will play on another gig in paris next day.

ADDING:

Henchy takes a short nap in the corner.

Henchy can find an unbusy corner and sleeps for one battle round...

OOC: Toilet needs are a serious business man :P.

Chris took a deep breath. He still could not quite get over being called a priest. Back in the empire, no one confused a daemon hunter for anything else, but... oh well.

"I could ask you the same question, my friend, but i guess we all have our reasons. More importantly... Whom should I find, if I wish to release more of my latent spiritual powers?"

6!
The cleric said: You need a church contract then your spiritual powers will rise. After that go to the hospital and fullfill six wonders by reviving patients who are on the brink of death and god will grant you with the power to resurrect. It will be hard to make a church contract in this town though. All churches in this town a tainetd by evil itself. First you have to destroy the evil, then god will hear your words...

[Gunmetal Gray]

[mort: A very bad throw for you...]
40 damage
Gun fires ten times at the gun camera... 8/200HP
1!
The cam fired back at Gun but didn't do any damage...

[Bad luck for a bad man.]
Gray shot twice more annoyed that his vision is unfocused and his aim off from this shield.

[infamouse]

Mouse decided to follow Henchy lead and go take a nap.....

[Henchy432]

[mort: Just posting "stab the unicorn x times" is more then sufficient... And watch your health...]
110 damage *2 = 220
Lingo attacks again with the chainsaw... 487/5000HP
2!
Lingo's attack fails...
2!
... and again...
5!
He activates PF...
2!2!3! +1 PF
He can avoid getting hit by several deadly rainbow puke beams...

Henchy wakes up and mouth rapes uni#4, with his axe 10 times.

[morten]

5!5!
Rumple destroyed the cam bot...
He recives 200 credits.
From the other room he can hear fighting and shooting, too...

Rumple decides to leave Count Zero to Kafka and Hammet and tries to take a peek into the next room where to gunfire comes from...

[Bad luck for a bad man.]
Gray shot twice more annoyed that his vision is unfocused and his aim off from this shield.

6!6!
Gun destroyed the last camera with a final shot...
He receives 200 credits.
4!
From the other side of the room, a gnome looked through the door...

Mouse decided to follow Henchy lead and go take a nap.....

Mouse took a nappy...

Henchy wakes up and mouth rapes uni#4, with his axe 10 times.

Henchy... 65/100HP
220 damage +1 bonus *2 = 440
Henchy attacks the unicorn with his old axe move again... 47/5000HP
1!
He gets attacked by one unicorn... 15/100HP

[Gunmetal Gray]

6!6!
Gun destroyed the last camera with a final shot...
He receives 200 credits.
4!
From the other side of the room, a gnome looked through the door...

The group quickly turned with the shield being infront as they aimed their weapons at the Gnome.
"If your part of the security, then I kindly advise you to resign while you still have a torso.

[Yummy Lingo]

Lingo took care of uni #4, and distributed all his health patches equally b/w henchy and mouse, also giving them a health potion each....[i now have 2 left]

he did not know who he was helping, but that was something you had to live with when you walked in blind...


action 1- he slashes into the unicorn's mouth 10 more times
action 2 - preternatural foresight [ PF....]

[Henchy432]

Henchy takes another nap.

[Cali]

The urban shaman brought out a small bottle: This is the antidote, just in case. It will be 200 credits extra if you want it...

Better safe than sorry, eh? Alright...
Cali pays for the antidote as well.
Shit... now I'm pretty short on cash again!
Cali suddenly has an idea:
Say, what's your name, mr shaman? I'm Cali, currently a bounty hunter, but as it stands, that isn't working very well, so I was thinking of changing jobs. Would you happen to know of anyone interest in a magic weapon repairsman?

Article 3: The dwarf was attacked during an important bank transport by what eye whitness say 'amateur group'. Eight people of the dwarf mafia got killed, the money and the transport car stolen.
The dwarf mob finished every business activities with the Iron Bank immediatly after this incident. As our journalists asked the press officer of the mob, tracks are leading to one elf who was caught with the car of the mob and died in an 'accident' before he could brought to police. It is said that the two other members of the aussault group were a vampire female and a human with a flashy face tattoo. A bounty was settled on both heads but rumors speak that both got caught this day by the mob. Looks like we'll find two dead corpses tomorrow in the river. Or never be found..?
Article 6: The Black Mesa Laboratory is looking for runners to do a medic quest. Info under the following phone number...
Small article: Hell concert will start tomorrow in the Torture chamber club. It is said that Hell will only sell a small amount of tickets to his fans, the main quantum will go to black markets and the underground celebrities of the town. It is said that the most famous runners and mercenaries will try to get into the club to get new precious connections.
The concert will take only five hours as Hell himself is a vampire who will play on another gig in paris next day.

Cali takes note of Black Mesa Laboratory's phone.
He seizes the opportunity to ask the urban shaman whether he knows who might be selling tickets for the concert around that area and how much would that cost.
Then he finally phones the Laboratory, to ask for info on their runner needs.