ST RPG: System vs. Factory - Round 6: Duo maomao

[BlueDemon]

Vlad also attacked the Uni4 after Henchy & Yummy´s double dash,first firing 5 rounds at it with the Shotgun [+2] [MotA] and the he slashed with his Axe another 5 times at it´s mouth [MotA] while being prepared to get out of the way in case of an attack [MotA].

[infamouse]

Mouse takes as many health patches as he has......
Mouse watches as the group attack the Uni and wait for the HP of the Uni to Drop under 400. As he waits he aims his Nikos at the Uni mouth waiting to shoot it enough time till it dies......

[Yummy Lingo]

Lingo had been at the back of his head.... quite absent minded and finishing all of Zia's smokes....
he snapped back to reality when the pack was all done to see the group facing... unicorns....?????!!!

well, no complaining since they were already mid way into a fight (apparently he had sleep walked into one with the werewolf tossing him around for the heck of it for the last few seconds)

action 1 - yummy snatches potions back...
action 2 - he takes both chainsaws and plunges them into the unicorns mouth
action 3 - he does it again
action 4 - and again
action 5 - and again
action 6 - and again
action 7 - and again
action 8 - and again
action 9 - and again
action 10- and again
action 11- and again
action 12- and again
action 13 - preternatural foresight
action 14 - he starts his relentless attack again
action 15 - and again
action 16- and again
action 17 - and again
action 18- and again
action 19 - and again
action 20- and again

[ whoa, i have money...? 2000???!!! nice.... i should go away more often, i seem to make more money when im not there than when im active]

[Gunmetal Gray]

2!3!1!6! and 4!1!3!3!5!6! +1 fire rate
Anders fired at both cams with his Niko and destroyed the second one...
Cam 1 - 48/200HP
Cam 2 - dead
1!1!6! and 2!2!
Gun fired with his UZI and both bots and hit the first one for destruction...
He receives 300 credits.
366 damage +3 bonus
Barto destroyed the fourth cam bot at once he opened fire...

Gun fires 10 shots with his Uzi at the remaining camera too finish the fight.

[Egan_Tank]

1!
Egan's single shot at the eye of the street samurai misses...
1!
He gets hit by a shot of a Bengal Tiger... 87/100HP
6!3!5!5!1!3! +1 stock bonus
Egan moves out the stock of his MP to take aim and shoots six bullets at the second street samurai... He kills him with a rain of deadly bullets...
He receives 500 credits. 3 enemies left...

Egan now targeted the samurai#1 again, take a clean shoot to the chest...

Then move on to hide again behind the walls, and do a barrel roll shot 5 times to samurai3....

"Stay clear of this!" Egan shout at the manager....

Then go to cover himself behind the wall again...

[morten]

1!
Rumple fails shooting the robot...
5!2!5!2!1! and 5!5!5!4!4! +2
Hammet and Kafka opend fire at the next robot... 5/300HP
1!2!
Hammet gets shot two times... 64/100HP

Rumple fire two shots at the first and the second robot again...

[oops; I mistook the info from the bartender with that from the newspaper]
Cali tells the weapon seller:
Hey there. I have a couple of uzi's as good as new and I'm interested in seeling it. How much for them? Also, among your guns, would you happen to have a poison injector?

After finishing his business with the weapon dealer, Cali goes to talk to the Shaman:
Sorry for coming a bit later than the arranged, my man. So, you got my package ready?

As Cali ended his business in the underground shop, his new companion, Chris has a sudden urge to go to the bathroom. While waiting for him to finish whatever he has to do there, Cali takes his time to read the newspaper he got at the turkish bar.

[mort: Why didn't you sell your Robocopper?]

The gunseller on the ground said: Mkay, I give you 300 for your three UZIs. Can't pay your more, mkay? The poison injektor's in the price, mkay? He takes the UZIs for the cheap price and hands over the small poison injektor to Cali.

The urban shaman coughed through his mask: Cough, cough. Yes, it is here. Did you already pay me? He handed over the 4 injektor bullets to Cali...

As Cali waited for the Cleric Jesus to return, he was reading the newspaper. There were several articles worth to mention:

Article 1: Dunkelzahn's plans of election - Page 1
Article 2: The new mob on the streets? How to deal with Factory agents - page 7
Article 3: The attack on the dwarf mob before the Iron Bank - page 13
Article 4: The most wanted criminals of town - page 14
Article 5: The amusement sector in the central district opens it's new attractions - page 19
Article 6: Jobs, Quests and Easy money - page 20
Article 7: The Tooth Fairy striked again at the Theme Park - page 21
Article 8: New Survival Game start in the Arena next week! - page 23

kniteowl took out his own Sniper Rilfe in order to find and kill these snipers.

4!
Knite saw two snipers hiding behind a wall... Three were shooting outside of a car parking at the street before the hotel...

Stuyvesant was really getting into this now. The unicorn's mouth was little more than a bloody mess. Stu paused to check his surroundings. Some of the team mates were looking a little worse for wear. Mouse seemed almost dead on his feet. Perhaps a tune would help; maybe some Lemon Demon? "Knife fight... you're gonna fight for your life..." Maybe Blu would join in. In the interrim, it was axe time. Stu yanked his axe out the battered remains of the uni and prepared for another round.

Swing axe 5 times at Uni with lowest HP. Target the mouth.

3!
Stu's song wasn't effetive. Maybe is rage has wasted his vocal cords?
1!2!2!4!4!
Stu swang the axe with his backhand several times into the unicorn... 2752/5000HP

^OOC: Man, my kick arse cleric just got pwnt by his bodily needs... T_T... someone seems to have taken "move my character around" very litterally... :P.

Chris purged impure waste water from his system, but before heading back to his short acolyte, he looked around for someone who look knowledgeable about "spiritual affairs", in hopes of acquiring some information about "a power from god".

Action1: Chris looks around for such a guy.
Action2: He asks him for information (if he can find one)

6!
There was one interesting looking guy walking up to Jesus, crossing the crowd... A cleric as him...
5!
The cleric saw Jesus and said: Jesus? Is it you? What brings you into this place of heathens and heretics?

smack some more untill one of the rat's eye is completely swollen

[mort: It would help me and you much if you tell me the number of hits, Red?]

5!2!
Red hit the chimera rats eyes... 130/500HP
4!5!2!3!
Again he gets bitten by one of the mmutant rats to his feet... 78/100HP

whu, whu , whu....
Resurrection potion??
what does it do?

The elf said: You can resurrect another person from the dead. But you have to do it during one day, or the dead won't return...

Henchy and yummy fist bump,then double team the uni#4 again 10 times each.

210 damage +1 bonus *2 = 420 and 220 damage *2 = 440 = 860
Henchy and Lingo attack the unicorn as a tag team to do some dp on the mouth... 1892/5000HP
2!1!
Both get attacked by the unicorns... Henchy 50/100HP ; Lingo 50/100HP

Vlad also attacked the Uni4 after Henchy & Yummy´s double dash,first firing 5 rounds at it with the Shotgun [+2] [MotA] and the he slashed with his Axe another 5 times at it´s mouth [MotA] while being prepared to get out of the way in case of an attack [MotA].

5!3!5!2!1! +2 cc *2
Blue fires his shotgun at the unicorn... 1657/5000HP
5!
He activates MoTA...
1!4!1!4!5! +1 MoTA *2
He slashes the unicorn with his axe... 1447/5000HP

Mouse takes as many health patches as he has......
Mouse watches as the group attack the Uni and wait for the HP of the Uni to Drop under 400. As he waits he aims his Nikos at the Uni mouth waiting to shoot it enough time till it dies......

Mouse takes his 1 health patch... 6/100HP
+1 Aim on next move...

Lingo had been at the back of his head.... quite absent minded and finishing all of Zia's smokes....
he snapped back to reality when the pack was all done to see the group facing... unicorns....?????!!!

well, no complaining since they were already mid way into a fight (apparently he had sleep walked into one with the werewolf tossing him around for the heck of it for the last few seconds)

action 1 - yummy snatches potions back...
action 2 - he takes both chainsaws and plunges them into the unicorns mouth
action 3 - he does it again
action 4 - and again
action 5 - and again
action 6 - and again
action 7 - and again
action 8 - and again
action 9 - and again
action 10- and again
action 11- and again
action 12- and again
action 13 - preternatural foresight
action 14 - he starts his relentless attack again
action 15 - and again
action 16- and again
action 17 - and again
action 18- and again
action 19 - and again
action 20- and again

[ whoa, i have money...? 2000???!!! nice.... i should go away more often, i seem to make more money when im not there than when im active]

[mort: In the future, just write how many times you wanna stab. This is very annoying to roll...]
260 damage *2 = 520
Lingo awakes from his nocturnal session and attacks the unicorn suddenly with his chainsaw... 927/5000HP
1!
He can't activate prenatural foresight...
110 damage *2 = 220
He attacks again... 707/5000HP

Gun fires 10 shots with his Uzi at the remaining camera too finish the fight.

[mort: A very bad throw for you...]
40 damage
Gun fires ten times at the gun camera... 8/200HP
1!
The cam fired back at Gun but didn't do any damage...

Egan now targeted the samurai#1 again, take a clean shoot to the chest...

Then move on to hide again behind the walls, and do a barrel roll shot 5 times to samurai3....

"Stay clear of this!" Egan shout at the manager....

Then go to cover himself behind the wall again...

4!
Egan landed a clean hit at the street samurai and kills him... Two enemies left...
He receives 600 credits.
6!3!2!3!2!
He fires at the next samurai in a barrel roll to another cover... 145/200
6!
He can find good cover to be protected...

[Yummy Lingo]

[mort - lol, yes, ok repetitive actions will be...clubbed.from now on.]

action 1 -Lingo does another slash of 10 into the unicorns mouth, then
action 2 -shoves the chainsaws into the sides of his mouth to try and slice out the cheeks
action 3 - then a consecutive plunge down it's throat thrice
action 4 - preternatural foresight [PF...]

[infamouse]

"Lingo lend me two potions!!!!!"
If the Unicorn is still alive he shoots it 5 times....

[Cali]

[mort: Why didn't you sell your Robocopper?]

[Actually, I wanted to sell just two Uzi's, and keep the third and the robocopper as an extra for whatever situation that might come, but that's ok]

The gunseller on the ground said: Mkay, I give you 300 for your three UZIs. Can't pay your more, mkay? The poison injektor's in the price, mkay? He takes the UZIs for the cheap price and hands over the small poison injektor to Cali.

The urban shaman coughed through his mask: Cough, cough. Yes, it is here. Did you already pay me? He handed over the 4 injektor bullets to Cali...

As Cali waited for the Cleric Jesus to return, he was reading the newspaper. There were several articles worth to mention:

Here you go. Cali pays the 400 credits to the man, using his creditkey. Since I told you to forget about the antidote, I don't suppose you have any amount of it? Because if you don't, I'd like to buy any cheap stuff that might look like an antidote...

As Cali passes his eyes on the newspaper, he sees a few interesting articles concerning the dwarf mob as well as shady underground labs. He also sees info on the Hell concert in the torture chamber club. Knowing not all things are what they seem to be, and how sneaky can both sides be when mobilizing their troops, Cali tries finding any sort of pattern or code among the newspaper lines, while briefly thinking: "That priest guy is really something... first he toasts a bunch of tomb raiders as if it was nothing, and then he spends an eternity taking a dump... Gee... Well, gotta make my while worthy. Let's see what i can find in this piece of garbage...
After finishing with that, he goes looking for a tool store in the undergroup shop, intent on buying a chain...
Having freed some space in his backpack earlier, Cali goes looking for a tool store, to find someone who could sell him a chain strong enough to bind a fairly built up man. I guess this oughta do
He then go looking for his companion Chris, which had already taken too long in the bathroom, only to find out he actually wasn't in the bathroom.
Cali takes his time, watching from afar, after all, he learned earlier it might not be in his best interest to getting into the holy man's affairs.

Action 1: look for info on the dwarf mob in the newspaper
Action 2: look for info on underground labs and body altering experiments in the newspaper
Action 3: look for into on the Hell Concert in the newspaper
Action 4: look for any hidden message in the newspaper
Action 5: look for a tool shop to get a chain
Action 6: look for Jesus (funny one)

[Henchy432]

Henchy takes a short nap in the corner.