ST RPG: System vs. Factory - Round 6: Duo maomao

[Cali]

2!
Morning dawned, but still a lot of suspicious people were in the alleys, following their dark and filthy businesses as assaulters, whores and killers. The sinful town was about to wake up but it would never shake off it's true personality...
Jesus was aware of evil eyes following him and the dwarf bounty hunter but were yet too afraid to attack them...
3!
Jesus arrived at the only horpital working in this town. Not that it had anything to do with the hospitals of the past. Here today, hospitals were places of despair and pain and doctors cared a fuck about their hippocratic oath as long as the money was right and even if it corporations paying on human experiments...
The place before the hospital was a bloody mess of clinical trash and organs. Poor people waiting outside asking others for money to get healed. Only the upper floors of the huge building were illuminated, the places were the rich people stayed to get their organs from personal donor clones and where the experiments were held. Outside, a sign showed didfferent departments, one of those a black one: Black Mesa.
One of the cleaners outside greeted them:

Cali could feel the uneasiness in the air. That particular place also brought back the memories of his own experience as a subject to underground researchers' experiments...
Damned place... This foul stench nauseates me..
Despite his mood, Cali was set on settling the matter at hand, and so, he starts speaking with a nearby worker.
Good day... says Cali to the troubled cleaner. We're here on account of a certain occurrence. Before we proceed further into the building, would you mind telling us what do you know?

[Ziazca]

Going for a more direct song, Zia began singing Recover by Monster, "GET! UP! RECOVER!" Luuulz.

He stayed back from finishing off the final unicorn and instead lit himself a cigarette.

[Henchy432]

Henchy takes his turn and swings his axe 15 times at the last Uni.

[infamouse]

Mouse shoots 20 shoots at the last Uniy..... Hoping he would never see an other one again.....

[Gunmetal Gray]

3!
Gum lost his way inside of the labyrinth of the old town alleys...



Suddenly an elf approched him. He had blood running out of his mouth and was dressed as a clown. He was having a deadly wound in his chest that looked like someone bite out a large piece of flesh from it...

"Holy shit, are you okay?," The ork asked.
of course he wasn't 'okay.' Hes dying for god sake. If he doesn't die, maybe he'll give a reward to the savior?
Gun ran over to the elf to try to atleast help.

[sakura_hana]

The dwarf listened to Boxxy's story and thought long and hard. Then he took the chains off Boxxy and Anton: Fine. You managed to rob from a high security transport of us, then you maybe can do this job too. As the dwarf mob we can't attack the Merino drug cartel without causing a huge war between our groups. You and your fellow will take them out for us and get us all of their money (100000 credits) and drugs for us. The job won't be easy and you might need backup and some huge guns to do it but that's all I can offer you. You have three days to destroy the Merino drug cartel and get us all of their money. Or you a fish food, capice? The Merino drug cartel has their hideout in the shipwreck (Purple six). If you two do it alone you might not survive but better than being fish bait, eh? You have three days from now. Be lucky that I released you... And don't tell anyone...

"okay, okay, but you could at least give us some guns. We're totally broke.
And you didn't answer my question. How important are you to the mafis to make such decisions? And where can we find you after we get the money?" said Boxxy as the other dwarfs wre untying her.

[kniteowl]

5!5!2! +2 sniper +1 cyclop bonus
Knite kills the last hiding sniper in the car. The car's tires squeak as it drives away fast.
Knite, AMon and Frank are alone in front of the hotel. Business is done... Now to head back to the Torture club...

kniteowl & co headed back to the torture club

[ btw how much credit do I have? & What's in my inventory?]

[morten]

4!
Rumple arrives at the underground mall. Because he's small he can vanish in the huge crowd of underground shoppers without being seen by any dangerous guys...
Along one of the shopping alleys, he finds an armour saler in one of the corners...

Rumple looks around the inventory of the armour seller. He says: Can you show me all your stuff, especially the armour?

DIED you stupid mini rats.
uses his tail to sweep the floor

6!2!1!
Red sweeps the floor with his tail and hits one of the mutant rats...
Rat 1 - 5/50HP
Rat 2 - 15/50HP
Rat 3 - 15/50HP
3!
Now in focus of the smaller enemies, Red can dodge another biting attack...

The Bon Jovi may have been a bust, but at least the Unicorn was smarting. Perhaps cheese of a different vintage would work for the Lingo - "No, no limit... there's no limit..."
Stu grabbed his trusty axe and swung in time to the beat.

Sing.
5 swings with WarAxe at unicorn's mouth.

3!
Stu's song didn't work. Maybe it was an unfeeling song?
5!3!5!2!4! *2
Stu slashed five times with his axe... 790/5000HP

"DAMN IT", said while putting on a health patch and taking a potion.He jumped high in the air to confuse the Unicorn and while landing to his right he slashed the Unicorn another 5 times with the Axe [MotA], then he rolled on the ground,got up and shot 5 rounds [+2 CC] [MotA] into his mouth - being very careful to not get hit again while doing so [MotA].

Blue... 81/100HP
5!
Blue activates MoTA and surprises the unicorn by jumping through the air into a weak unprotected spot...
2!5!4!3!4!
He attacks with his axe... 660/5000HP
5!1!3!5!4! +2 cc *2 = 324
... and fires his sawed shotgun into the mouth of the unicorn... 336/5000HP
1! +1 MoTA
Blue gets hit another time... 32/100HP

Egan take Any Niko he can take (Throw shotgun & machette)...

Then he continues to his mission...

[mort: You edited again... That's baaaaad... ]

Egan puts four Niko MG into his inventory and throws away a machete and a sawed shotgun...
4!
He continues his mission and arrives at the Iron Bank. The bank manager gives him 3000 credits and says: Thanks for helping me. I lost a lot of money of my customers because of stock trading and now they wanted to kill me for losing their houses. All those Killers they've send me, they were harmless against you. Thanks again and bye.
Egan was left outside the coutyard of the Iron Bank, now to call Deckert again...

Cali could feel the uneasiness in the air. That particular place also brought back the memories of his own experience as a subject to underground researchers' experiments...
Damned place... This foul stench nauseates me..
Despite his mood, Cali was set on settling the matter at hand, and so, he starts speaking with a nearby worker.
Good day... says Cali to the troubled cleaner. We're here on account of a certain occurrence. Before we proceed further into the building, would you mind telling us what do you know?

6!
The cleaner in front of the hospital looked up: Oh well, I'm working for this place as a janitor for years. I like the work, you know? Good payment and the people are fun...
If you wanna contact the doctors then walk through the front entrance, and if you wanna talk with one of the research labs inside then use the backdoor and pay the elevator man. And don't get your organs stolen, hahahahah! Wanna ask me more, scrubby?

Going for a more direct song, Zia began singing Recover by Monster, "GET! UP! RECOVER!" Luuulz.

He stayed back from finishing off the final unicorn and instead lit himself a cigarette.

4!
Zia heals Blue by 15 health points... 47/100HP

Henchy takes his turn and swings his axe 15 times at the last Uni.

310 damage +1 werewolf
Henchy swings his axe at the unicorn... 26/5000HP

Mouse shoots 20 shoots at the last Uniy..... Hoping he would never see an other one again.....

310 damage +1 fire rate
Mouse fires at the last unicorn and extincts this species forever...
He receives 8000 credits.
Now to move on...
[mort: I hate your stinking luck...]

"Holy shit, are you okay?," The ork asked.
of course he wasn't 'okay.' Hes dying for god sake. If he doesn't die, maybe he'll give a reward to the savior?
Gun ran over to the elf to try to atleast help.

3!
The elf died in Gun's arms. The last he could whisper was: Toothfairy, toothfairy. Run, run away!! Fast...
The atmosphere was getting morbid. Gunfelt cold sweat running down his back. He had to move out of these alleys or he was dead meat. Ripped and torned by the horror that was stalking this place...

"okay, okay, but you could at least give us some guns. We're totally broke.
And you didn't answer my question. How important are you to the mafis to make such decisions? And where can we find you after we get the money?" said Boxxy as the other dwarfs wre untying her.

The dwarf godfather said: Oh little kids, do you think I'm dumb? You can find your weapons back in your Bar when you arrive their. Like we wanna risk a shoot-out with you here. Don't bother about my position or where you can find us. We will find you. And don't try to fool us again, vamp lady...
The dwarfs let off Boxxy and Anton. They found themselves before the Nephrolite Bar after being transported there in a black van...

kniteowl & co headed back to the torture club

[ btw how much credit do I have? & What's in my inventory?]

5!
Knite arrived back at the Torture club and got in before the big venue of HELL started. He reiceived his 1000 credits for his kill job by the cyclop boss and both Amon and Frank said good-bye to him. Knite found himself back in the crowd of the Club...

[Knite: 70/100HP ; 8665 edits. Active weapons: Vertigo (13) + Roller MP (14) ; No melee weapon. Passive: Sawed shotgun (1 and Sniper (13) + 67 rounds. 4 health patches.]

[R3dKnight]

6!2!1!
Red sweeps the floor with his tail and hits one of the mutant rats...
Rat 1 - 5/50HP
Rat 2 - 15/50HP
Rat 3 - 15/50HP
3!
Now in focus of the smaller enemies, Red can dodge another biting attack...

sweeps again.
tonite I'll eat roasted rat!

[Stuyvesant]

Stu was glad that the last unicorn was dead, but a little surprised about the manner. He looked over at Blue and Zia and saw that they were also a little miffed at their kill-stealing teamates. It was time to move on though.