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  1. #241
    morten is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    3!4!1!
    Rumple only hits once with the bola... 96/200HP
    2!
    He gets hit again... 88/100HP
    Suddenly he notices a new group of mercenaries arriving with an armoured car at the other side of the building...
    Fuck, there are others trying to steal in! I have to get over this quick!
    Rumple takes aim and throws his bola four times at the remaining gun bot in his way...
    I have to get a gun, damn it!

    Quote Originally Posted by infamouse View Post
    Mouse shoot the 1# uni 8 times....
    250 damage +1 fire rate
    Mouse fired again at the unicorn... 3030/5000HP

    Quote Originally Posted by Cali View Post
    Oh shit..!
    Cali begins spitting random nonsense to respond to the situation, with a very serious face and tone:
    I'm a dwarf! I'm small, but not invisible [pun intended]. Why, I don't know what's your business, but you should try and respect your fellow men!
    1!
    One of the tomb raiders makes an evil face and says: Fuck you dwarfy scum! We'll kill you along with the priest!!
    They start fire from their UZIs at Cali and Jesus...

    Quote Originally Posted by Egan_Tank View Post
    Egan hit the Troll's head with his warhammer...

    And Cloak his Panther in such short distance up the Troll's chest.... *BANG*BANG*
    5!
    The warhammer hit the troll's head full frontal... 16/200HP
    4!1!
    One shot got into is head, the other went through the giant hole in the troll's skull...
    Egan receives 1000 credits.
    The manager says: Quick, bring me to the Iron Bank. I can't trust the cars on the streets or the cabs! We have to move on or we'll get attacked soon again..!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunmetal Gray View Post
    "Quick, lets rush inside now while those guys unknowingly do all the dirty work," Gray spoke. "Unless you have a damn good way of sneaking
    in another way," he fnished with. Gunmetal ran inside and checked to make sure it was clear to move further in.
    6!
    The wy was free outside as the security bots were busy shooting at the other group with the gnome [mort: Rumple...]
    Inside was a security lock to pass. But they didn't have a password...

    ADDING:

    Quote Originally Posted by kniteowl View Post
    kniteowl & Co retreated quickly.

    Let's ignite this Gas from a distance with our guns...

    They descended down to the next floor (which floor was I on I'm gonna assume I was on the 3rd floor now I'm on the 2nd floor)

    kniteowl Asked his Comrades "do you still smell the gas"
    2!
    Suddenly someone unlocked a zippo: I won't let you out alive, cyclop pimp!
    The fire started, leaving Knite only two ways: Down and out or the elevator up...

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    250 damage +1 fire rate
    Mouse fired again at the unicorn... 3030/5000HP
    Henchy takes a health potion and shoves his axe up Uni#1 ass, 5 times.

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    6!
    The wy was free outside as the security bots were busy shooting at the other group with the gnome [mort: Rumple...]
    Inside was a security lock to pass. But they didn't have a password...
    "Anders, do you know the password to this thing?" Gun waited while trying to keep his guard up for any random security.
    Maybe.

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    Mouse take aim again..."I am safe as long as I don't miss" He then shoots using the Nikos..... He shoot 8 shoots at the Uni ass

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    [Really... this is really a bad idea. Also morten I'm still at 98 hp aren't I?]

    Zia attempted to leap atop the unicorn and tame it like a horse or something. He began singing "Born to be wild!!!!!!" to heal the group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morten View Post
    1!
    One of the tomb raiders makes an evil face and says: Fuck you dwarfy scum! We'll kill you along with the priest!!
    They start fire from their UZIs at Cali and Jesus...
    With no time to think, Cali acts reflexively and tries reaching for both his guns (the fabric panther and the robocopper), while trying to avoid getting holed to the death
    [off: damn you, Shin! You should stop trying to find Mort's pic and come help me ]
    Action 1: try to jump out of harms way
    Action 2: reach for the guns
    Action 3: shoot, shoot, shoot
    Last edited by Cali; 02-14-2009 at 08:23 PM. Reason: adding a third action

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    "Right, then..." Egan says to the manager, "Stay close with me, we'll take the a shortcut to the Iron Bank."

    Egan and the manager runs for the Iron Bank, hopefully the shortcut is safe enough for them...
    Here comes the Tank!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henchy432 View Post
    Henchy takes a health potion and shoves his axe up Uni#1 ass, 5 times.
    Henchy... 75/100HP
    4!5!6!4!1! +1 bonus
    Henchy takes his axe again, trying to attack the ass of the unicorn... 2870/5000HP

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunmetal Gray View Post
    "Anders, do you know the password to this thing?" Gun waited while trying to keep his guard up for any random security.
    6!
    Yea, I got that pass! The doors opened but only to reveal two battle robots...



    Quote Originally Posted by infamouse View Post
    Mouse take aim again..."I am safe as long as I don't miss" He then shoots using the Nikos..... He shoot 8 shoots at the Uni ass
    160 damage + 1 fire rate
    Mouse fires again eight shots from what he thinks is a good strategy... 2710/5000HP

    Quote Originally Posted by Ziazca View Post
    [Really... this is really a bad idea. Also morten I'm still at 98 hp aren't I?]

    Zia attempted to leap atop the unicorn and tame it like a horse or something. He began singing "Born to be wild!!!!!!" to heal the group.
    [mort: 48/100HP]

    5!
    Again, Zia can heal the group by 25 health points...

    ADDING:

    Quote Originally Posted by Cali View Post
    With no time to think, Cali acts reflexively and tries reaching for both his guns (the fabric panther and the robocopper), while trying to avoid getting holed to the death
    [off: damn you, Shin! You should stop trying to find Mort's pic and come help me ]
    Action 1: try to jump out of harms way
    Action 2: reach for the guns
    Action 3: shoot, shoot, shoot
    2!
    Cali can't avoid the shots of the UZO salves... 87/100HP
    3!
    He can't reach for his Robocopper...
    4!2!5!
    He shoots three rounds with his fabric panther, hitting one of his enemies... Tomb Raider 1 - 48/100HP
    1!
    He gets a counter attack... Cali 74/100HP

    Quote Originally Posted by Egan_Tank View Post
    "Right, then..." Egan says to the manager, "Stay close with me, we'll take the a shortcut to the Iron Bank."

    Egan and the manager runs for the Iron Bank, hopefully the shortcut is safe enough for them...
    1!
    A band of werewolfs is blockig Egans way, three of them with sawed shotguns: Hand him over, or we'll shoot you to pulp with the shotguns, vampire punk!!!

    Mouse Party of Five:
    // Mouse - Troll - 23330 credits / 52/100HP +1 armour. Weapons: Gun: 2 x Niko MG (20) + 2001 rounds ; Melee: Chainsaw (20) ; Passsive: Exploding bola (19). Items: Collection of Shrunken Heads * Wolf head, 5 Health Patches (5) , Elf Orb.; 5 Anti-Poison
    // Zia - Elf - 7595 credits / 49/100HP + 1 armour. Weapons: Niko (20) ; Auto Shotgun (19) + 156 rounds ; Melee: Chainsaw (20) ; Passive: None. Items: Ancient key ; 6 health potions
    // Lingo - Vampire - 1000 credits / 100/100HP. Weapons: Melee weapon: 2 x Chainsaw (20) ; Passive: Shotgun (1 + 59 rounds. Items: Book of vampires, 4 health patches. 4 health potions
    // Henchy - Werewolf - 18190 credits / 100/100HP. Weapons: 2 robocopper (11) + 164 rounds ; Passive: Melee weapon: Axe (20). Items: Necklace with Wolftooth, : 2 health patches ; 3 health potions
    //Blue - Vampire - 9510 credits / 100/100HP + 1 armour. Weapons: Niko(20) + 585 rounds ; Melee: Chainsaw (20); Passive: 2 x sawed shotguns (1; exploding bola (19) ; Items: Skull of an elf, 2 Health Patches (5), 23 health potions.Max items reached.
    //Stu - Elf - 14910 credits / 100/100HP. Weapons: Niko (20) + 361 rounds ; Melee weapon: Waraxe (20) ; Passive: None. Items: Piece of a broken Elf sword, 2 Health Patches

    VS.

    Rainbow unicorn 1 - 2870/5000HP
    Rainbow unicorn 2 - 5000HP
    Rainbow unicorn 3 -
    Rainbow unicorn 4 -
    Rainbow unicorn 5 -
    Rainbow unicorn 6 -
    [mort: Going off to let you rethink a better strategy and heal...]
    Last edited by morten; 02-14-2009 at 08:30 PM.

  9. #249
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    6!
    Yea, I got that pass! The doors opened but only to reveal two battle robots...
    [If two battle bots are for a six, what would have happend if I got a 4?]

    Gun quickly opened fire with 5 shots per Battle Bot with a Uzi.
    Maybe.

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    160 damage + 1 fire rate
    Mouse fires again eight shots from what he thinks is a good strategy... 2710/5000HP
    Henchy grabs the Uni#1 tail and chops it off.

    Then shoves his axe up it's ass twice.

 

 
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