Why...? Because...

[Egan_Tank]

Hmm, let's play a game of answer and questions...

Rule is simple:
Answer the (why...?) question (using Because...) from the person above you then you can ask whatever question you have in mind (using why...?)

example: Why ST is a great site?
Because i'm one of the member! >__<

Let's start...

Why is it sooo hot in here?

[R3dKnight]

because you're fat and blocked all the cool air.

[_Vincent_]

you forgot to ask why-question in the end?

meh I'll do it: why does time wait for no one?

[Egan_Tank]

Coz time doesn't like your cheap-knock-off watch... XD

Why car have four wheels?

[_Vincent_]

Because it looks silly with 5
this is starting to sound like ask a stupid question and get a silly answer thread :P
Why are clowns scary?

[dropkerplop]

Because some people are frightened by their distorted or enlarged features that were originally intended to allow an audience to be able to see their facial expressions from far away.

Why didn't you just make another ask a stupid question get a stupid answer thread?

[_Vincent_]

because I didn't made this thread... oh wait. I think you were talking to the OP :P

why can't humans fly?

[Kiamnenieh]

because they don't have wings.

tell my why i don't like mondays?

[Egan_Tank]

Cause you start your boring & depressing week from that day
@dropkerplop: Yeah, sorry i just get carried away by r3d's answer XD

Why can't i play GTA4 on my PC?

[Yummy Lingo]

because your mom got to know the news about that 'halo kid' and now won't let you go anywhere near anything but the newspaper....

Why do all anime/manga characters have unisexual faces ?