How did you meet?

[Urameshi-sama]

This game idea was stolen right out of another thread in another forum (Crunchroll).

Here's the rule:

All you hav to do is make up a story about how you met the person above you.
The story doesnt hav to be realistic.

[R3dKnight]

Oh I met Urameshi at my home country in a third world Jail.
He was trying to smuggle 2 ton of expired baby milk powder back to the states before he got busted
and if it wasn't for me, he won't had a fake American passport to get back to the states

[Henchy432]

I met R3d, when I was waiting for my 3rd world mail order bride. I was sad to find out it was a bait and switch.

[R3dKnight]

It was all for the greens and a greencard

[Urameshi-sama]

I met R3d at a Little League baseball game 7 years ago. I was the ump for a rather abysmal game, where the blue team was beating the read team 12-0 by the end of the third inning (little league games only have 5 innings). R3d, the coach for the Red team, bribed me with $1000 to make the Red team win. Being a poor and greedy teen at the time, I took the offer. After calling every ball a strike, every hit a pop fly, and throwing out anyone who questioned my judgment, and the exact opposite for the Red team,the Red team won 13-12.

I later learned that Red was not the father of any of the children and that 5 of the children on the team went missing after Red purportedly took them to "Domino's" in celebration of their victory. The next time I saw R3d was 2 years later...

[Ziazca]

As a bodyguard for Shakira, I have to expect the unexpected in order to keep her safe. But even so, I was taken completely by surprise when, during one of her concerts, Urameshi streaked onto the stage and mushroom slapped her on the face. She was knocked unconscious and I was fired from my job.

[Urameshi-sama]

I noticed Ziazca after I had my way with Shakira onstage (man, her hips really don't lie!). He was the only guy watching me in awe rather than disgust. His weird facial expression made me realize it was time to go and I dashed off the stage and went backstage, where I hid in Shakira's changing room till the end of the commotion

[Henchy432]

I met Ura at a swim meet, when I was breaking into his locker for his "Hulk Hands".

[infamouse]

I met henchy on a mission i was doing for my ninja missions. I later brought him to our kage and he accepted him.

[Urameshi-sama]

I met infa when he was presented to me by Kakashi as a POW. I sent him to Ibiki for interrogation and then turfed him to Konoha prison, where he met his roommate and new butt-buddy Orochimaru.