12-28-2008, 11:28 AM
now that Yummy had been chased away from his property yet again....
'!!#@#@@%', he says....
followed by ----> *extreme yet impotent fist waving*
so, he decides to get even with that tank. he travels far and wide looking for the most appropriate weapon to retaliate with. His heart was set on one from the gundam series, but a split second decision made him settle for icelander's mantis (the blue one).
in case you wonder, that would be 'Ninja Robots'
After making that fairly unfathomable decision... Yummy returns to show Egan a thing or two about big fancy machines, only to find Vinc busy checking the tank's oil.
They are now found a few hundred miles away.... in a crash. nyo~^_^
Yummy decides to karaoke with the mantis... to 'yamato takeru'... he is finally, for the first time ever...
King of the Hill... of the Hill.....the Hill....
Last edited by Yummy Lingo; 12-28-2008 at 11:50 AM.
12-28-2008, 02:04 PM
In the scraps of pile of metal. Pieces of metal started moving on its own. Its like watching a scenen in Transformer's but just not as cool. Hours later, an Airplane Bomber was formed. It took hours to complete its rebirth and yet seconds for it to destroy everything on top of the hill.
The bomber plane transformed into a humanoid form and started yelling on top of the hill. I AM VINC AND KING OF THE HILL BOW DOWN TO ME!
12-29-2008, 07:21 AM
well, now, since Vinc pulled a kusanagi by going all android Yummy, now at the base of the hill jumped back and a mecha battle ensued. Since Yummy chose a mecha from a less popular series and Vinc based his concept on a series which has it's very own subculture, we know who was getting thrown around (plus roboVinc flies...)
resorting to 'all is fair in war' since 'with honour' was becoming a little too painful to pull off, Yummy Lingo in his inimitable style , trips Vinc when the fight moves to one of the many edges of the hill. he plucks a wing to for ensured progress in desired direction.
He now sits on the hill, nursing his back after a failed attempt to cuddle his bruised mantis (ooooh....)
12-30-2008, 10:14 AM
Vinc woke up after having a very weird dream (a dream about Tanks, Androids and some guy trying to steal his Hill). He looked outside his window and saw the usual scene from atop of his hill. "Hmm another fine day. maybe I'll sleep in. its not like anyone will bother me when I'm King of the Hill"
12-30-2008, 11:04 PM
Being rushed, Gun "accidently" drives his car into Vince's house right on through his bed cutting him in two. After rolling down his window to see his damage, he rolls it back up to drown out the screaming and nagging. Being a generous man, Gray backs up over Vinny to put a rest to his agony and drives forward off the hill General Lee style.
Gun became king after unnoticeably taking over Vinny's life.
(No animals were hurt in the making of this dynasty).
12-31-2008, 03:38 AM
It's New Year's eve and Egan has set up a fireworks show for everyone on the hill, everybody come to the hill --including Gun.
The count down begins "5, 4, 3, 2...."
And just before it reach zero, Egan --with a jetpack on his back-- just fly away from the hill.
"BOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A super-duper-mega-monstrous explosion just blasting and making the hill erased from the face of the world.
"Happy New Year!" and Egan just watch them explosion from his newly built hill.
A gracious laugh heard through the night because he's now the new king of the hill.
01-01-2009, 07:23 PM
But when the smoke finally cleared. The hill was still there, a bit burned on the outside but still intact.
Vinc pops out of a coffin and seeing that the Hill doesn't have any owner. He rushed up to it and placed a flag on top, claiming it for his own. Vinc looked down at Egan's pitiful mound that he calls a hill and laughs....
I AM KING OF THE HILL!!!!
01-01-2009, 08:00 PM
But as Vinc keep looking down on Egan's little hill, he discover that the hill keep on getting smaller and smaller in his eyes.
"WHAAAAAT?!!!" Vinc shouting in agony.
The "hill" he claims is actually a big NASA rocket plane --he activated it accidentally when he place a flag on top of it-- Vinc is flying high to the space and it's heading towards the moon.
Egan can't say anything, except he's still the king of the hill
01-02-2009, 03:51 PM
well, qall players had previously signed a petition that egan will be lynched if ever he manages to claim the hill...
*yummy signs it as well*
and since everybody else is missing in action to actually benefit from the lynch, he gets to have his cake and eat it too... on zeh heel....
01-02-2009, 04:55 PM
Do you know why everyone else is missing? I killed them all off! (except for a select few) I received dogs from the 7 kill streak and sent them after the only other enemy left, Lingo. Like the rigged mofos should, they tear Lingo apart making the throne room red. The new king deems this hill as his own, This is Gun's Throne!