King of the Hill v2

[Kiamnenieh]

I escaped from what was left of darkafro's dungeon...
then I poisoned stuyversant's smokes with cyanide, as he falls to the floor he tries to gaze at the sky one last time, but the only thing he sees is me taking the crown from his dying head...

I'm the KING

[_Vincent_]

Kiam shuddered when he has worn the crown in his head as the Crown has a small poisonous pins attached to it. Stuyv gave a final Laugh as he closed his eyes watching the agonizing Kiam fall on the ground.

At that moment I spawned at the bottom at the hill but as soon as I have arrived on top. Everyone is dead.

I ruled the hill as its King once more.

[dropkerplop]

oh, whoops.. I was doing some target practice with my longbow and accidentally let one arrow kinda.. get away from me...
Drat, it hit that person on that hill over there.. maybe I should go over an' see if he's okay..

... *moments later*

oh, cripes.. he's like.. seriously injured.. Well.. I guess I should.. like.. put 'im outta his misery or something. Good thing I have this shovel.

... a swift blow to the jugular later..
you know.. as long as I'm here with a dead body and a shovel, I should probably dig a grave..
*buries the body*

Welll.. seeing as the hill no longer belongs to anyone.. I guess I'll take it. '_'
I'm queen.

[Gunmetal Gray]

^ New sig?

After finishing up on attaching a cybernetic arm to myself, I tell Drop that if she gives em the hill, I'll give her a cookie. She legally signs me the hill and I throw the cookie into a bear cave... She was never seen again. I am the lord, you are my peasants!

[sakura_hana]

I blackmail you. No doubt the hill is mine.

[bipolargraph]

I threaten to pee on you. Hill is mine.

[R3dKnight]

A kick between his legs

I'm King now

[Henchy432]

I wished back viva Dragon Balls. I call INS on R3d. They take him away. Leaving Henchy, King.

[dropkerplop]

You only think I was never seen again because I became a highly skilled assassin and the only people who have seen me are dead now. It's really too bad Henchy saw me... I guess I'll just have to take this hill.

[_Vincent_]

Drop receive an urgent job to kill a leader of some foreign country... too bad she found out later that it was the a king of some planet 100 light years away from earth.

Vinc shocked to see his hill covered with corpse (again) and his stand-in is dead (again). Man I guess I could rebuild my undead army again.

Me the Undead King of the Hill