09-18-2008, 10:05 AM
god gave me imortality, so i could once again rerise from the dead... now i climb the hill and knock you out with a old fashioned punch in the face....
me is KING!!!
09-18-2008, 10:11 AM
for some reason, the reminants of my robot army turned me into a cyborg. I come back to the hill and knock you out, rebuilding my castle with a dungeon, and lock you up down there my robots torturing you for eternity. I post robot, human and dog guards
I am king
09-18-2008, 10:19 AM
I organise a union for your guards - human, robot and dog. They go on strike. They loot and pillage your hill, then turn to me for guidance.
I humble accept the position of king of the hill.
09-18-2008, 10:41 AM
Then a revolution took place, then a civil war between the revolutionist and the royal guards. They ended up killing each other taking Stuyv with them.
I learned the mistakes of this fallen kingdom to created a new powerful Kingdom. I am king of the hill once more.
09-18-2008, 10:53 AM
I send in a shapeshifting assasin to take the place of one of you're most trusted people, then he kills you and takes your place, taking orders from me before I snipe him, gater people to frame and become the beloved ruler once more
I am king...LOVE MEH! XD
09-18-2008, 12:13 PM
I claim another near by hill and have a picnic with a friendly squirrel who decided to join me. Looking west, about a mile in the distance, I wonder about the epic battle going on. "What's so special about that hill," I wonder to myself. "After all.. this one's bigger.. maybe it's a special hill! O_O"
I watch peacefully as you all wage war over your lump of dirt.
09-18-2008, 12:26 PM
Vinc learning that his stand-in was assassinated by darkafro sent his hidden armada to avenge him. I gained back my hill and had darkafro beheaded for his evil ways.
when things went back to its peaceful days. Vinc watches a young girl having a pretend picnic on a marsh land. "I see my Geas is still working on that poor girl. I shouldn't have practiced it on her. dang"
09-18-2008, 01:50 PM
I give my left arm and leg to summon the 4non troll. She feeds Vincent Spam, until he blows up. Leaving me as King.
09-18-2008, 04:09 PM
With another failed attempt by Henchy, his poor alchemy skills lead him into a defenceless state in which I roll him off the hill down into the newly furnished moat. I then wave to Drop.
09-18-2008, 11:54 PM
I fish Henchy's bones out of the moat. With these I can control the 4non homunculus that resulted from Henchy's failed summon. It sets outs for the hill with murderous intent.
The homunculus takes off GmG's arm, mid wave. Then the rest of him.
I reclaim the hill and light a smoke. Hail to the king, baby.