Would you rather?

Basically this is how it goes. I'm pretty sure we did this game here before, but it's buried pretty far down, so I figured it's time to start a new thread.

Rules: You answer the previous guy's question. Then you ask a question in the same format that looks like "Would you rather _________ or ________?" Questions can be about anything!


Let's begin.

"Would you rather pee a marble out of your penis or poop out a softball?"

XD

I'd rather poop a soft ball.

Have your nude picture deseminated on the internet or posted on every door in your school.

Posted on school

Would you rather "receive" from a monkey or punch your mom in the face?

monkey =_=

To be burned alive or to freeze to death?

Freeze to death

would you rather be gang raped from behind live on TV or on Youtube?

Youtube, anything on TV will end up in youtube.

Would you rather have sex with a very cute, sexy 13 year old girl that will tell authorities you had sex with her afterwards, or a terrible, disgusting, ugly, fat, woman that is 21, that smells like elephant shit mixed with rotten broccoli and has AIDS and herpes, but won't tell anyone.

13 year old.

Would you rather get hit by a car (in a fasion that you'd survive, but get severly injured) or get gang raped.

Car

Would you rather stay have no sleep at for 6 months stright or being in a coma for the same time?

Whats with all the rape questions? O_o

Coma

Would you rather listen to Britney spears or pussycat dolls till the day you die?

Pussycat dolls.

Would you rather eat a huge pile of smelly poisonous elephant shit or eat the dirtiest most smelliest vagina from the ugliest girl ever with terrible oral STD's.