The Real Ending
The townies walked into the hall, and bipolar started sharing his assertions. "We've basically limited it to these three, pointing to ziazca, jakko, and infa. We'll get the status of infa later today." Jakko looked around and said "screw it, I'm the mafia. Let's stop wasting the time."
Preferring to ensure his burial, Jakko requested dying by being nailed into his coffin alive and being buried as he died.
The mortician needed a few hours to make his coffin, so Jakko took a nap during the wait and had a wonderful dream. He was then kicked awake by Digi to reality and sighed. She accused him of having stupid fantasies and spit on him. The townies took him to the graveyard and laid his coffin into a pre-dug pitt. He hopped in and waved a final goodbye before having the light disappear behind his new home. So the townies finished the task and walked away, sick of the entire ordeal.
Jakko was the mafia.
Digital_Eon had her pitt bull neutered and then sold it to the dog pound.
Conversely, Bipolar trained his Dobermans to catch clams on the beach.
No word of Tazmo ever came back.
1) infamouse- townie
5) bipolargraph-Clam Leader
13) el bisko-Guardian
Personal note- Just to clarify, I had planned on making prank day for a few days now. Sorry if it pissed you guys off a ton *ahem* digi, but I thought it would lighten up the mood and give the mafia, who were selected against a lot more than I anticipated, a little chance at some final fun.
I probably won't do something like this again (prank day) considering how badly it failed.