The townies went to their daily meeting with smug expressions on their faces. Their wins were guaranteed, or so they thought. "Screw this," said Jakko. "I have no chance of winning, so I might as well reveal myself. I'm the last mafia. Just let me kill myself the way I want and I’ll be off to the other hell."
In memory of R3dknight, Jakko got another heavy weight belt from infamouse and put it on before stepping on the ledge of the same bridge R3d had jumped off of the night before. He turned and gave a devilish smile before saying, “God, I’ve met the condition of the Easter egg perfectly. It was hella’ hard, but please release the promised summons.” He then jumped off and the townies heard a loud splash before being drawn back to their proximate environment by a series of nearby but unseen loud growls.”
Infamouse, being the only person to pick up on the anonymous narrator’s editions of his public statements, suddenly remembered something he initially said previous to Tazmo’s interference in Eastwood: I might even add an Easter Egg or two into the game.
Three shadows started to circle in on the townies, who were trapped on the bridge. In their arrogance, they had left behind their firearms, and were utterly defenseless in this scenario. As the figures grew closer the townies started to realize what they were. “Francis! William! What are you doing here!” yelled bipolargraph.
Before getting a good look at the third figure, however, the townies were once again interrupted by another shock- a gunshot. It came from the water, and it resonated in the air. Bipolar turned around, and saw Raszagal fall back into a pool of his own blood. Infamouse stepped to the ledge of the bridge and looked down.
The sight that greeted them was an utter shock. It should have been impossible. But it was reality. Jakko and R3dknight were standing on the platform of a submarine, each holding a shotgun in their hands.
This distraction gave Comp the chance to run into the crowd of dogs. He cackled and then said, “An alliance between the company of Tazmo and the whore on day 2 -this was the first condition of God’s easter egg. You don’t know the true nature of the ‘disease’ I gave everyone. Why do you think it was called P-AIDS, with P standing for pseudo? It’s because it degrades human immunity and turns the victim to a dog! Hahahahaha.” A fourth shadow suddenly came from the background and stood behind Comp. “Good to see you, Aura,” said Comp.
“Don’t forget my second follower!” yelled Comp. Bisko had fallen to the ground and was convulsing wildly.
Suddenly, the Dobermans went in for the kill, and their victim was none other than their new master. “Stop it! William! Francis!” Bipolargraph struggled as best he could as he was being devoured alive. Seeing his end, he decided to go out with style and unzipped his pants. He urinated wildly at the dogs while screaming. To his surprise, Francis started to melt and turned into a puddle.
“Guys-” bellowed bip, but he was unable to share his discovery since William had suddenly bit out his trachea. Bipolar died after silently mouthing the words “Dobermans suck too.”
The third figure had finally made it’s first sound, and it was the most horrible growl the townies had yet heard. Suddenly, a huge figure bounded on all fours toward the third shadow and stood up. It was clearly Digital_Eon, or the zombified remains of her. She started to pet the figure, and it became clear it was none other than the pitt bull.
“I knew we should have taken it out on the first day,” muttered infamouse.
“You fricking traitor!” screamed Ziazca, as he ran to tackle Comp. But he was intercepted from yet another unlikely source- the semitransformed bisko. “A guardian till the end, eh Bisko?” cackled Comp. Ziazca died after Bisko cracked his neck like a good bodyguard.
Infamouse, finding himself completely alone, jumped off the bridge and let the river carry him for a while before getting onto the bank and hiding in the brush. He suddenly heard a click and looked above, finding himself facing the barrel of R3dknight’s rifle.
“How the hell are you alive!?” questioned bisko. R3d smiled before saying “Second condition for the easter egg: the mafia must declare a prediction of the night they will be exterminated at least two days in advance and meet that prediction. If this condition is met, all mafia that die within the time from the prediction to when the prophecy is realized is revived.”
“That’s cheap,” muttered Infa. “I know. Ura is a noob,” said R3d, before firing the rifle and sending Infamouse from a living hell to the other one.
Jakko and R3d saluted the pitt bull before getting back into the submarine and heading back to headquarters. Comp, Aura, and Bisko joined up with Digi and the pitt bull as they walked back into the town square of Eastwood.
Digi then transformed into a cat, and the pitt bull into Tazmo, who chortled into the lonely night...
Mafia & Prostitute Win.
Dont'cha just love Easter Eggs?