The townies had decided on their next victim and circled around him.
"Alright," sighed R3dknight, "If I'm going to go, let me go in my own way."
Raszagal handed him a 100kg weight belt, which he promptly put on before trudging onto the overpass. He jumped off it, screaming a final "wohoo" before falling under the water's surface. The townies watched the river for thirty minutes before shrugging and walking away. The cops performed a search on R3d's home and found several pictures of adonai, sirusboon, and digital_eon...dead.
R3dknight was a mafia.
Aurora was being wheeled back to the hospital when she suddenly swooned and fell of her chair. Sensing the end, she pulled out a sheet and asked her orderly to give it to bipolargraph. She then had an epic sneeze that caused one of her lungs to explode and subsequently fell into a numb delirium that resulted in death. The orderly gave the note to bipolar at her funeral, and he read it aloud:
"Dear Bipolargraph,
I think you were foolish for suspecting me on the words of a known criminal. I forgive you for this mistake, and entrust you with my entire Shakespearan and Baconian book collection. I think a man who appreciates urination such as yourself will also appreciate these collections. I also give you my twin dobermans, Francis and William. Once again, I feel that a person who appreciates urination such as yourself willl appreciate these dogs.
Love,
Aurora
P.S. Pit Bulls suck."
So Bipolar claimed his new prizes and went home with a smile at the joyous occasion.
Aurora was a townie.
That night, the mafia went prowling after Raszagal. Raszagal was in his garage preparing bait for a fishing expedition the following day when his assailant crept up on him. Just when the mafia jumped out of the bushes to attack, the mafia was blindsided when he was shot with mace from nowhere.
The assailant aborted the mission and fled from a new assailant, the guardian, who was now chasing and swearing after him.
The mafia was blocked by the guardian.
The prostitute was desperate to leave her/his/it's mark in the world, and decided that a little bottle of date rape would help him/her/it in achieving his/her/it's goal. So he/she/it worked his/her/it's stuff in the bar and caught bisko in his/her/it's trap. Bisko woke up the following morning naked in a dumpster without his clothes or wallet anywhere nearby, and feeling horribly crappy.
He was caught by the police for public indecency, and after sharing what he could recall of the previous night (which was very little), the police sent him to a hospital for a health check-up. Unfortunately he was diagnosed with P-HIV.
Bisko has PHIV
Meanwhile, the forensic dentist assigned to Digital_Eon's autopsy went missing...
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Player List:
1) infamouse
5) bipolargraph
7) Jakko
10) compjotr
11) raszagal
12) ziazca
13) el bisko
Dead:
3) adonai
6) Evail691
2) darkus-s6
9) kiamnenieh
14) sirusboon
Digital Eon
4) R3dknight
15) Aurora86
Rules are posted here.
Day ends in 36 hrs. Night Phase gets 12 hrs after that.
PMs will be sent out.


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