Tazmo's message left everyone is a stunned silence.
Digi was the first to break it when she suggesting putting the Pitt Bull to sleep, who incidentally was pissing all over Ura's body. Aurora supported her useless suggestion like a good little bandwagoner and it seemed like a done deal.
Suddenly, Evail reminded everyone of his presence by puking his guts out at the store entrance.
Sensing the shift in attention and feeling unusually self-conscious, Evail smirked and taunted his audience: "Go on, I dare ya." "Don't mind if I do," chimed Sirus, using the opportunity to separate himself from his foolish accomplice. "If I have to go, make it cool with some wiimote numchucks," pleaded Evail. Pondering for only a minute, Sirus took a wiimote from his pocket and took five steps back. He started to swing the remote around at eye level and made noises like he was shooting someone with the end of the remote. "Pyu pyupyupyupyu pyu pyu." Sirus wailed on like this for five minutes before releasing the remote at full speed and letting it hit Evail square in the temple, which resounded in a loud crack before Evail fell to the ground.
Everyone started to walk away when they heard Evail snickering: "I'm not dead yet." Ziazca solved the problem by shooting three rounds into Evail's head. His final words were a faint "Not as planned." The Pit Bull chortled with laughter and pissed over his body in a victory salute.
Evail was a townie.
Kiamnenieh was depressed by the deaths he had witnessed in the last few days. On his way home, he happened upon a voluptuous woman with the right amount of facial hair to turn him on.
S/he charged a fair premium and Kiam bit. He woke up the next day alone in a hotel room. Finding nothing especially wrong with himself, he took a shower and went to to work as usual.
Everyone went home after that. Everyone except adonai, that is. Invigorated with sadistic joy after witnessing the death of an innocent townie, adonai felt like heading downtown to hit the bars. He got into his car and turned on his engines before a pair of gloved hands grabbed his throat from behind. None of his struggles could loosen the vicelike grip on his life and he died of asphyxiation. Jaded by the influx of recent deaths, the townies decided a proper burial would take much effort and instead locked adonai in his car before pushing it into the lake.
Adonai was a townie.
13) el bisko
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