"Bipolar played catch with himself, with grenades.."
"Bipolar wanted to see how the turkey was doing in the oven, so he stuck his head inside there..."
"Bipolargraph choked on his own saliva to death"
"Bipolargraph got stuck inside his car and died from the lack of oxygen"
"Bipolargraph was too lazy to get out of bed.He died 4 days later."