Let's play the bare minimum game, it goes like this:
Everyone knows which celebrity they think is the hottest, which celebrity they think is the ugliest, etc.
But here's a question you've probably never thought to yourself, which celebrity, would I still have sex with, but she'd/he'd be like my last choice in hell, I'll go first of course:
Ray's wife, you know Debra? From Everybody Loves Raymond, she'd not HIDEOUS, but she ain't no plum flower, you know? I mean seriously the bitch looks ancient, but still SOMEWHAT hot.