Just kidding, I somewhat agree with you. She's getting pretty damn old, but she had potential. If she was a bit younger (or atleast a bit younger looking I might be inclined to agree with you).
I think my bare minimum would be Drew Barrymore. She's sort of strange looking in some ways (and probably a lesbian), but also sort of cute looking in other ways.
Well maybe she's not my real bare minimum, but I still don't know whether to class her as "hot" or "weird". Maybe it's up to an individual's taste?
If we were talking everyday life my bare minimum would be more realistic, but you seem to be talking only about celebrities. I don't take notice of the fugly ones, so I wouldn't be able to give you a proper answer.
the insaneness has been moved. ^_^