King of The Hill

[bipolargraph]

Right this is the basic king of the hill game. I'm on the hill, you try to take over the hill.
Try not to be too imaginative, even though creativity is welcome.
edit; You cannot take over the hill after being stripped down from it untill two other people take over it.
I'm the king of the hill now. I'm eating cookies.

[Chaoswind]

I use a sniper rifle and shot you in the head, then I pick the cookies and start to eat them without sweat

[bipolargraph]

You're gonna eat all my cookies? At least leave me the milk.

[Kolox]

I poisoned the cookies, you will die in 5 seconds - I'm going there with my bottle of whiskey Knockando, single malt, scotch.

[bipolargraph]

poop on you. I poisoned the cookies, you should of killed him and ate the cookies.
Ps. the scotch got cyanide (you'll be so drunk, by the time you get to the scotch you wouldn't realize the taste)

***comes back from the nearest vita chamber***
Ok I'm the king now. (pee's on intruder's bodies) sets up a 55mm turret eats *safe* brownies

[Urameshi-sama]

I set up detonators on the bodies that would activate when a fluid stream hit them and would result in the detonatation of many bombs within the hill. Your body, as well as the corpse detonators, are obliviated in the explosion along with the hill itself.

I'm the only one alive, but theres no hill to be king of.

[deuce22]

i come strolling along and summon "meteor" on you guys...destroying the world.

[Urameshi-sama]

^You mistake the world we live on for the one you live on and destroy your own world and yourself :P (this is kinda fun!)

[Kolox]

I use Hadoken on neighbourhood city, destroying the city and you in process - making a new hill, that of corpses and ruins

[Compjotr]

I dropkick you down the hill