King of The Hill

[Henchy432]

I gather seven dragon balls and wish myself, back to life and on top of the hill.

[Kolox]

They put my body into metallic suit, called me 'Iron Men' and gave lot's of weapons. I flew and shot you out from the hill

[Henchy432]

I become angry and turn into the Hulk. "Henchy Smash", now I am King of hill again.

[bipolargraph]

I sing the lullaby to you. You comb down and sleep, while sucking your thumb. I take out the desert eagle and shoot your eyeballs. Then I make a force field around me and the hill. (the generator is inside).

[Urameshi-sama]

I use Tessaiga to break the force field and enter while you are sleeping. I tranq you up real well and throw you in a tub of gasoline. Then I throw a lit match at the tub and run up the hill while your remains turn into ash.

[bipolargraph]

As Ash, I choose charizard who burns you with his breath. He then takes you're remains and feeds on them elsewhere. I use all my pokemon around me for protection, and i day dream about being the best poke master in the world. or something like that.

[SAND_MAN]

I ate a can of spinach and transformed into Chuck Norris, then i proceded to drop kick you and all your pokemon into the digital world after which i shaped the hill into an image of me (using drop kick of coarse)

[bipolargraph]

the spinach can you ate is expired. you proceed to puke. I take out a 2 barrrel shotgun you in between the eyes(while you're busy puking), even though it doesn't matter cause half your face is gone.

[Urameshi-sama]

I eat a can of fresh spinach and turn into the impervious Popeye. I proceed to throw multiple cans of spinach on you and eat your body while powering myself up even more.
Then I get on the hill and build a giant guarded ship fortress in which I now live.

[Kolox]

I asked Bill Gates to install Windows Vista Basic v.0.1 on your ship fortress - while operating it you saw Blue screen of death and self-destruction sequence was activated. Your body flew few kilometres from the hill, why I casually reached the peak.

I sat there with my Vulcan gun and set alarm-radar system to let me know about enemies.