King of The Hill

[Urameshi-sama]

^I catch the dropkick and drag the body to the nearest American football field that is only semi-obliterated and drag Kolox's body to the endzone. Then I throw down his body headfirst like a celebratory ball smash and hear the loud crack of his spine snapping in several places.

Then I slowly walk back to the hill in boredom.

[bipolargraph]

you step on my mine, which in turn blows up all the surrounding mines, including anti-tank ones. You where lucky though, you only lost your legs.
I laugh at you from the top of the hill, and guard it with my kage bunshins and 55 mms.

[deuce22]

and i come from behind you and stab you in the butt. o.O

[Urameshi-sama]

Suddenly you feel a sharp kick from behind. You turn around abruptly to see no one near you (I am still far from the hill). Then you feel another sharp kick. You feel something brushing up on your back. You put your hand around your back to feel around only to find my lost leg attached to you. The leg then frantically and violently starts to kick you in the butt till your muscles are too damaged for you to stand. Then the leg continues its assault till your butt is bloody and you eventually die of blood loss, most of it coming out of your anus.

[Henchy432]

I summon Pedobear to go backdoor on you until you bleed to death.

[Urameshi-sama]

^How unoriginal. And Pedobear would have more attractive clients in his daily waitlist that me.

[deuce22]

and i summon the teletubbies to fight pedobear!

[bipolargraph]

I dig up the ancient barney who comes back to life after I sing to him.
He schools the noob tt and the pb. I sit on a lazy boy on top of the hill drinking non-alcoholic vodka.

[darkafro]

I call upon captain planet and the planeteers who, after giving you a lecture on how barney's corpse is a valuble part of the ecosystem and how it should stay there, kill barney and you to make the world a better place. I go up the hill a t a leisurely pace, and sit and wait.

[Urameshi-sama]

The North Korean government "accidentally" drops a nuke on the hill and everyone who has been playing the game up to this point is wiped out by the bomb, along with the hill and the landscape within a 100 mile radius.