10-11-2007, 01:34 PM
^Unfortunately, Urameshi didn't really know alchemy and only used a dummy (poor guy!) to confuse Vincent into becoming overconfident.
Vincent goes into the fortress only to step right into a transmutation circle that somehow autotransmutes Vincent into this guy:
The police then come up the hill to check out the fortress after a tip off from the convincing jerk to see who had "disturbed the peace". Seeing the freak on top of the hill, the police all took out their nightsticks, tasers, and guns, and each employed all of the weapons till the ugly guy was turned into this:
After having their fun, the cops then threw the remains of the body into a chest and locked it up. Then they threw the chest into the river, where it sunk to depths only another spectral freak resides.
10-11-2007, 02:09 PM
I revive both freaks from under the river, and lock you in a confined room with them.
I then sit on top of the hill watching you on public television, and laughing at you while I eat nacho's.
10-11-2007, 03:54 PM
^lol. Since you haven't been paying attention too much, you confine another lookalike into the prison and he gets mutilated by the monster he killed as well as Jason (the other spectral freak from those depths I was mentioning). Then the freaks fuse into Vinson and break the bars of the room and kill the person closest to them: bipolargraph.
10-11-2007, 04:54 PM
Those noobs don't know who're they're dealing with. They destroy my bunshen and I appear behind them. I then activate my mangakayo(or something) sharingan and teleport them into an alternate universe in which time goes on and on and on and on,and they don't die. I also find you and put you there with them. I make sure you're not a bunshin by poking your gluteus maximus with a blunt butter knife. On top of that you get to watch old Disney cartoon's over, and over and over.
I go back to my hill and eat more nacho's. Unfortunately I also have the rinnegan(what i spelled that wrong too?), so don't you think of outsmarting me. I also place lots of small shaving blades around the perimeter, and put an em0-force field that will make anyone commit suicide if they come close. (except for me). I then laugh at everybody since I made the most lame post.
10-11-2007, 05:05 PM
I never said I put a bunshin in, but lookalikes like Saddam (people surgically enhanced to look like me). As a result, you kill another poor guy and I still live in my hideout (note the word hideout, because it means you can't find me, unless I come out of it). All the stress from misusing 2 of the strongest doujutsu result in your eyes expoding in their sockets and me catching the video of it on the private cams I installed in the fortress (from the alchemy incident). I then post it up on youtube through a proxy and the vid gets the most popular ratings for the week.
Originally Posted by bipolargraph
I nullify your shaving blades by using my remote for the magnets to turn around and turn them on. All the shaving blades get stuck to the magnet and another henchman collects the shaving blades. He then sells them to the local convenient store for profit. He then uses the money he earned to buy himself a nice dinner and a nice hooker after that.
10-11-2007, 11:09 PM
I look up in the dictionary, and nothing turns out. So my eyes are fine. Since you're hiding in your hide out, I make 329 completely functioning un-nullifyable voodoo dolls. I then hand them out for free, sell them on ebay, and give them as presents to new born babys (not to mention dogs). I then take your leg and I try to stuff it in your nose.
10-12-2007, 11:04 AM
Because you were looking up poorly, I did it for you
Originally Posted by Merriam Webster
Too bad, your eyes are gone, and youtube saw it.
I find all the voodoo dolls on ebay and buy out every single one of them by eliminating my competitors. I get a proxy to collect them and dismantle it so that it doesn't affect me anymore. The proxy then burns the parts and I develop a voodoo counterjutsu in the meantime.