A Google Game!

[kawaiisan]

search for:

"(your name) needs

and then look at the first line that comes up^^

mine is:
"Isabella NEEDS Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy!!"

[csuti]

the game section much?

[mystic_guard_sinoel]

OMG!!!! You posted your name! And your pic too!

Viraten is gonna hunt you down!

[Viraten]

^ Only if you have a bounty on your head.

[Urameshi-sama]

Maybe we should try using our usernames rather than our actual ones...

[Kolox]

yeah, it didn't work with my real name ;p

[El Gus]

Gus needs to be tied to limit his interaction with the Christmas Tree

I think I'm the only Gus in the whoooooole wiiiiiiide wooooooorld who isn't a dog.

[Kolox]

It wasn't the first line, it was more like 3rd page but..

"Kolox needs a friend"

..maybe..

Edit : "Jacob needs to rebuild his outhouse and dig out his pit" - it didn't worked with my original Polish name ;p

[richthofen]

Need recommendation on 8 port bi-directional cable TV amplifier

[adonai]

It wasn't the first line, it was more like 3rd page but..

"Kolox needs a friend"

..maybe..

Edit : "Jacob needs to rebuild his outhouse and dig out his pit" - it didn't worked with my original Polish name ;p

Put it in quotes, that way it'll search it as a phrase.

I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to find anything with my real name either, though my English name would probably work.