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    Hanul is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Default The Mafia Game Number Nine Day Six: Zomg Raptor Jesus & Pedobear! (Stuck on Hiatus)

    Sixth day
    Last night, the vampires struck down irecinius. He was found with multiple foriegn objects in his body. It was concluded that the vampires had tortured him like Vlad had done. Implaing him with sharp hot-dog objects from his mouth and rectum. He was found with cut marks everywhere, with what appeared to be semen leaking out of holes in his arms and sides. His penis was found, to have been forced inside of him. His fingers were found in his eye sockets. He died horribly.

    The wolves also struck, killing mystic_guard_sinoel. They had done quick work with him, chopping him up into little bits and mailing them to the townies. It was concluded that he was repeatedly drowned, frozen, suffocated, raped, stabbed, and defecated on alive before they cut him alive.

    But not to fear, the townies struck back. Calling on their god for aid. They brought Digitial_Eon to a pedestal. All the while she was sobbing and begging as their god answered their prayer and sent down his loyal servents, Raptor Jesus and Pedobear. Both who worked slowly on Digital_Eon. Torturing her in every way and sexing her body for hours. She was killed slowly and painfully, much to the glee to the townies. As she died, her sobs turned into angry curses at the townies for doing such a cruel thing. And she also cursed god for answering their prayer. Then she died., and it was the townies turn to sex her body, in which they happily did for hours. From now on, the servents of the townie God would do the bidding of the townies, killing those whom the townies desired to die.
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    Info on Herioc Berserker. The Heroic Berserker is actually a codename for a human to transform into a Pedobear, and thus join his Pedobear breathern when s/he dies.
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    Once again I'm gonna post this BB message because I forgot to post it last round
    hi this is the coroner
    im not that inactive lol
    ok jakko wuz a townie
    but flash wuz a rambo
    so dont trust him bcoz he knows too much
    kk
    ill try to be more active sorry
    Dead:
    Digital_eon
    mystic_guard_sinoel
    irecinius
    Jakko
    Adonai
    Evail691
    Sirusboon
    Chaoswind
    flash
    Yoda
    Compjotr
    True_Panda (flash is filling in)
    Viraten
    El Gus

    Alive:
    Urameshi-sama
    richthofen
    Quiraikotsu
    Henchy432
    Kiamnenieh
    Chizabubble
    el bisko
    Sensimilija
    death incarnate
    mangaguy
    Dante Obscuri

    I think I wasn't gory with the townie lynch. What do you guys think? More detail or it's ok? Because I can probably generate a paragraph of detail in her death.

    And I'm sorry if anyone is offended with my stories. It's not like I want this to happen to you. I just have too big of an imagination. So again, if anyone is offended. Forgive me.
    Last edited by Hanul; 08-29-2007 at 01:45 PM.

    Until one has given everything, one has given nothing.
    óGeorges Guynemer

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    Quiraikotsu is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    'Info on Herioc Berserker. The Herioc Berserker is actually a codename for a human to transform into a Pedobear, and thus join his Pedobear breathern when s/he dies.'

    ......................... Seriously...?

    And does ire dying mean we've lost the mayor aka we've lost the counter for townies/vamps/wolves?
    DAMNIT.

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    Hanul is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Yes. The Heroic Berserker is actually a WerePedobear. Who transforms only during the night. Remember a few days ago when you guys saw a bear-like figure in the woods? That was one who was also granted the ability.

    Until one has given everything, one has given nothing.
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    Quiraikotsu is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    And also, MOAR GORE PRZ.
    'Foreign objects' and 'burned, drowned, frozen, cut alive' don't cut it.

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    Alright, next day will get worse. Very worse if I can.

    Until one has given everything, one has given nothing.
    óGeorges Guynemer

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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Okay, enough of this crap. I am the Guardian. Seers ping me, now.

    Anyway, the Heroic Berserker is dead (mystic_guard_sinoel), and I do not understand where the dim-witted idea of him not being able to use his powers until Day 7 came from, that's rubbish.


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    Urameshi-sama is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Do we not get a vamp/wolf count this round since Ire is dead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urameshi-sama View Post
    Do we not get a vamp/wolf count this round since Ire is dead?
    Yeah, we don't if Ire's dead.

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    Quiraikotsu is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    How is it that every single game the guardian always reveals themselves?!
    Damnit, when it comes to the time when you have someone to use your super-guarding-powers on you'll be completely vulnerable YOUKNOWDAMNIT.

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    Can't we elect a new mayor?

 

 
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