Everyone was getting bored, so they dragged Quiraikotsu to the well and tossed her down it, while she screamed about the dead body she'd found there the day earlier and how she never could remember how to make tea. Of course, they had totally forgotten that this would not kill zombies... but that wasn't really important, now, was it? Anyway, she broke her neck and died, but the villagers kept on drinking the water anyway. ...Ew.
Oh, and Kiamnenieh's corpse was found in the general store the next morning. He'd apparently snuck out to buy a midnight snack, and had had his brains and guts eaten by zombies.
14. El Gus
(That's the count of who's alive, right?)