By this time, many villagers had left the town, packing up in the middle of the afternoon and simply leaving. It made others question why they themselves had not left, but it only increased the determination of others to stay.
Even the hired zombie killer, however, was growing weary, so she chose not to describe events in an interesting fashion today. She decided she will do so the next time.
And so it was that be0wulf and Jakko were dragged to the gallows and stabbed by a giant sword, as the gallows were recently built and not yet celebrated, and everyone was bored. Even the ones being murdered seemed oddly resigned to their fate.
The next morning, adonai complained about losing sleep from those pesky zombies who just would not stop attacking him and failing. How pathetic.