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    Default Lines you'll NEVER EVER hear in Deathnote

    Basically, this is a joke thread where we write the rejected-script lines for Deathnote.

    example:

    Misa: Light, I'm pregnant!
    Light: I never had sex with you....

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    (right before his death)
    Light *in a deeper manly voice*: I'll be back!

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    Mello: Near, let's be best friends!

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    Light: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
    L: *rolls eyes*

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    add more!

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    During one of those dramatic moments in the anime when Raito is writing names like crazy accompanied by some dramatic music

    Raito: Dang, paper cut.
    Today, I got lost on the road of life.

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    Laito(to L): Do YOU want a foot massage?
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    Light's death scene repeats and after Light dies we see the scene switchover to Light's room in his parents house. Light suddenly wakes up with cold sweat and looks at the time:"Shit, I'm late to my exam!"

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    Light: hey Ryuk, do shinigami do sex?
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    Ryuk: PapayaS is more addictive than apples
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    Light: Misa chan~~
    Misa: yes dear?
    Light: do you love me?
    Misa: yes!
    Light: lets make love
    Misa: ok, take off the deathnote's pieces of paper from your p*nn*s first
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    At the death scene where Ryuk is about to write Light's name into his note

    Light: Hey Ryuk..
    Ryuk: Yeah?
    Light: YOU LACK P*NN*S!!
    Ryuk: DIE LIGHT!!

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    L: No I don't want any sweets right now!
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    Light (dying): Ryuk I love you.
    Ryuk: Sucks for you.
    My Fangirlish Site is up again. Be sure to update favs/bookmarks

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    @singyewbsb:

    How old are you? I've read your posts in the "Lines..." thread in Naruto and Bleach already. And now here. And in each and everyone just sex here, sex there.

    Just go watch porn or ask a gril out for a change (I assume you are male since no girl can be this stupid)
    "For Feanor was made the mightiest in all parts of body and mind, in valour, in endurance, in beauty, in understanding, in skill, in strength and subtlety alike, of all the Children of Illuvatar, and a bright flame was in him"

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    Feanor, that s what all manga fictions are about...

    Raito : Hey, L, let s have sex.
    L : Ok...
    Misa : WHATTTTT !!!???

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    ^LOL!

    Start of the series:
    Light: I will become the Goddess of the new World!
    Ryuk: *writes Light name down in death note*

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    Arctic Shy-Guy is offline Member Newbie
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    Teacher: Please, write your names on your notes!
    *Raito dies*

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    Quote Originally Posted by zelrik View Post
    Feanor, that s what all manga fictions are about...
    Not that there is anything wrong with hentai, but this a forum with discussions about the actual manga.
    That's not the place for this shit. We have enough of these "Oro the pedophile hahaha" idiots already.
    "For Feanor was made the mightiest in all parts of body and mind, in valour, in endurance, in beauty, in understanding, in skill, in strength and subtlety alike, of all the Children of Illuvatar, and a bright flame was in him"

 

 
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