Reading this is raising a lot of questions. Most of all I came up with how awkward it would be.
"So Allen tell us about yourself." "Well my first parents abandoned me because of my horrible red demonic arm with a across embedded in it, my adopted father died twelve years later, I brought him back and he tried to kill me and ended up horribly scarring me and apparently bleached my hair, I worked in a circus when I was older and learned how to balance on a ball and on a leaning chair on one finger, I've had my heart eaten through by a parasitic butterfly, and I have my dead father in my left eye. Yep. That's about it." *smiles* ".........."
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