Thread: The Anti-Yaoi Exorcist's Army! Now Recruiting!

Newsflash!

Recently, ever since D.Gray-Man's popularity has increased - and perhaps even before - some of us have noticed an increase in a great evil: D.Gray-Man fan yaoi. This comes in the form of fanfictions, doujinshi, and possibly even fanarts. Those of us lucky enough to escape alive have detailed the horrors of these incidents.

We have come to a conclusion that there can only be one possible explanation for this: Akuma.

Possibly even the akuma of legends that no one thinks exists anymore... but probably not. After all, they don't exist.

So a few of us have banded together to fight this evil! Join us and... we have free cafeteria service, all hours of the day for six days a week - and we'll extend hours on the seventh if need be! We offer free lodging, training, plenty of entertainment and discussion. Bring your own weapon, please - we can find a job for you if you don't have one and you don't fit the ones we have available.

Join us now to fight the forces of out-of-character yaoi! (I'd say yuri, but I haven't seen any yet. If it exists, we need to fight that too. *glares at males*

Sign up below~

(You know you want to!)

(I promise I won't build anything crazy.)

(I don't even like coffee.)

(...what the hell, just sign up already. >_>)

~Information~

Motto: For canon pairings, we will kill. In the name of canon!

Banner, made by the wonderful Mintymel. ^_^


Choose a theme song. ^_^ They're not really serious, but they make for a good... image. *giggles*

Digi favours: Beautiful Fighters

~Members~

Nickname: Digital_Eon (I can't think of a name.)
Title: Dear Leader. Okay, no. I'll think of something too.
Weapon: AKofC-47, plus extreme luck.
Food Preference: Instant ramen.
Age: Sixteen ^_^
Birthdate: August 03
Blood Type: B
Gender: Female (I'm not a Jerry!)
D.Gray-Man Obsession: Allen/Rinari pairing. Because it's not out there in fandom enough.
Info: More than a little crazy. Likes to bake, hug cute things, and also kittens. Will never get between a couple she believes is perfect, whether it be real, fictional, or a combination of the two (or even crack). Overuses smilies and the ~ symbol.

Name: Reinard-fox
Titles: Cute Little Kitten
Weapon: Hammer/Tongue
Food preference: All
Age: 18
Birthdate: 5/9/1988
Gender: Male
Info: Can go berserk without a reason, actually insane

Alias: KawaiiKitsune
Title: Galaxy Mage
Weapon: Innocence Bazooka
Food preference: Sushi
Age: Unknown (There are always people with unknown ages and birthdays. ^.^)
Birthdate: Unknown
Gender: Female
D.Gray-man Obsession: Kanda Yuu. ^.^
Info: Watch out because Kitsune doesn't aim very well with the bazooka. Obsessive Kanda fangirl and proud of it. Gullibility levels: Off the charts.

Name: Tazza
Title: The SMITER.
Weapon: Katamari of doom.
Food preference: Pancakes. <3
Age: too young.
Birthdate: Feb 6th
Gender: Female
Info: Not always in a sane frame of mind but people learn to cope quite well. Draws cute furry little animals. Pwns adobe photoshop CS2. Has a slight obsession over Rabi.... ok more than slight.

Alias: Sand_Man
Titles: Guard/Examiner/Executioner
Weapon: Scary Weapons that do scary things.
Food preference: All
Age: 17
Birthdate: 04/04/89
Gender: Male
Info: Looks mean but likes fluffy and sweet things. Scared of wearing Mini Skirts. Takes ice cream w/out permission so always has at least one face injury courtesy of DE.

Name: 000 (Zero for comrades, if they prefer that)
Title: Apprentice Priest
Weapon: Shadow Shroud cape
Food Preference: Ice-cream ^_^
Age: still yong
Birthdate: June 4
Gender: Male
D.Gray-Man Obsession: Complete Allen+Linali supporter.
Info: Lazy and air-headed a bit, but usually keep his word. Sometimes can be too serious. Has a tend to underestimate himself.

Nickname:mystic_guard_sinoel, MGS, myst, sinoel, etc, etc.
Title: The Believer
Weapon: Wit, harsh words, (unfortuneatly) attracting older men and when all else fails: trident
Favorite food: Curry, chicken katsu, both together with Ramune (preferably strawberry) and rice.
Birthday: January 16th
Hobby: Writing

Name: jamie1990
Title:the 8th rozen maiden!!!
Known codename/aliases: THE FURY, mr. chan, crazy diamond, L, the colonel
Weapon: a handful of vertabrae and a headful of mad!
Food preference: grape juice, piping hot. also chips.
Age: 16
Birthdate: 24.10.90
Gender: male
Info: by vertebrae, he means handguns, of which he is able to wield several in one hand owing to his lvl10 weapons proficiency as a rogue.

Name: mintymel
Title:n/a
Weapon: inking pens, overwhelm the world with her fanarts
Food preference: ice cream. or anything that makes you gain weight
Age: 17
Birthdate: may 30
Gender: female
Info: obsess with AllenRinali pairing. suck at grammar (hands down!) and sarcasm. owns DA account but have no time to update it. Generally appeared as confused and dazed.

Name: Celestial-Death-Sakura (or just CelesSara)
Title: Assassin, Exorcist, Sweeper, Doctor and Spy (some of them actually don't go along with ...but use your imagination xD)(actually this are jobs...)
Weapon: Katana, Sword, razorblades, guns, shuriken, kunai, and a lot more lethal weapons (but I prefer guns and a katana^^)...and writing
Food: ...I actually eat everything (do not ask, why I'm not getting fat^^)
Age: don't feel like revealing this yet^^
BDate: February 6th
Gender: proud of being female (duh...)
Hobby: too much to begin with...
Other Infos: Obsessed with Allen and a bit Kanda, the humor of Rabi, the sweetness of Linali, the prettiness and shyness of Miranda....actually of all exorcists xD...and Rhode!

Nickname: Nrvnqsr [Dante Obscuri]
Title: True Ancestor
Weapon: Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, Marble Phantasm, and a short japanese sword.
Food Preference: Pizza
Age: 800 (but I look as in mine twenties ^^)
Birthdate: (...Secret...)
Gender: Male
D.Gray-Man Obsession: I lack of obsessions.
Info: True Ancestors are born vampires, granted with unlimited power from the planet. Unlike others, I lack bloodthirst. Actually, I fear blood. Still, if I ever see blood, I may not be able to be in control of mine actions.

Nickname:Jaws...........(won't be explained so don't ask.)
Title: Lady Chiza the 802th
Weapon: a ppen and a keyboard
Food Preference: oranges and pasta
Age: 18
Birthdate: 11/04
Gender: Female
D.Gray-Man Obsession: 100 chapters in an hour.....pretty obsessed
Info: The Lady of the castle of Meede and the landlord of Oakland pub

Name : Kolox the Bookman
Title: Rumbled Hussar with lack of sense of direction (Why I'm in Hastings again!)
Weapon : A bottle of Vodka ..and a shaker
Food Preferances : Bigos and Curry
Age : Used to be young..now 19
Birthday : 12 July
Blood Type : 0 Rh -
Gender : Male...sometimes
D-Grayman obsession : Rabi and his harem
Info : Your Rumble Alcoholic.....so where am I again ??

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Support Dear Leader!

OK then. For now, we need to make some rules to make our future attacks more effective, to make enemy suffer of pain and yaoi-starvation. For the sake of victory, we will do everything. Everything to clean internet from evil yaoi. Kill them all!!!!

So:

Law 1: Don't take any captives. Kill them all.

...but what if they're good people who just need a little healing? T_T Well... capture alive if possible, but never let them run free.

Law 2: Never, ever, ever, ever... EVER give in. Or you'll become just as dangerous as they are.

And I won't give you any ice cream for dessert, so there!

If they are just good people who need healing then God will heal them after they get to heaven.

Law 3: Beware of their sweet talks, just don't listen! The best way to end thier speeches is to punch them into their mouths, better with something heavy.

And I won't give you any ice cream for dessert, so there!

Oh, you truly are dangerous! I like ice-cream...

T_T but life is so important! How about: Capture if possible, but we won't investigate if they turn up dead? Reasonable compromise?

Law 4: We allow the use of any weapon except the banst!ck for it is often abused. However, any weapon possible.

Exactly~ Ice-cream is so good that if you betray us, you get no ice-cream! And... well, I might kill you too, but mostly no ice cream - and no toppings!

OK, I agree.

Law 5: More blood, more fun! Don't kill if possible, but cutting hands and legs is appreciated.

If it is so I won't betray you no matter what...

Non-betrayal is good. ^_^

Law 6: If you ever make fun of my cooking, you will pay dearly.

Law 7: Play nice with others because we all have common goals.

Law 8: Be active in the D.Gray-Man forum or Digi will cry. (Speaking of - Reinard~ Post! =P)

We need to make a list of members with abilities, too. ^_^ Post your name, weapon/ability, and... I don't know, pets and favourite food, things like that.

Law 8: Going berserk in enemies territory is a good thing. Spaaaaam!

I was too tired last days to post actively. Will become active once again soon (after i rest).

Then have a nap and go back to posting. ^_^

Law 9: Create your own anti-yaoi force: write & draw things against it.

Law 10: If you ever find a yaoi-creator with high status in their culture, it will take a team. Alert and don't go in on your own! Chii~mu~

Law 8.5: Spam is okay if it's HQ spam. Meaning: If it goes off-topic but the posts are good, it's probably okay.

Of course, only High Quality spam is allowed.

Law 10.5: If you find a yaoi-creator don't attack on your own - it's not fair to have fun only by yourself. Call us, lets drink some blood togather!

Law 11: Drink their blood accurately - it may be too dirty or poisoned. Call one of masters first, let them taste it, and only then join. We don't want our members to die.