Thread: The Anti-Yaoi Exorcist's Army! Now Recruiting!

Law 11.5: If you want blood in your food/drink, you have to ask for it. Some people don't like it.

Law 12: Vampires are good. If you find one, make sure they follow you home. ^^

Law 13: Watch out for shounen-ai; it's almost as bad as yaoi. Also, be aware of the different kinds:

-Normal yaoi: An entire story based around a gay pairing. May contain sex. Doujinshi will ALWAYS contain sex. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

-Hidden yaoi: Yaoi pairing is secondary to a straight one. Read if you can, but be sure to issue warnings to the authour as long as the normal yaoi don't show up anywhere.

-Crack yaoi: Depends on the pairing. If it's main characters, kill. If it's minor characters, ignore because it's probably just a lack of anything better to do. *whistles innocently*

There are others, I just can't think of them.

Law 13.5: If you are not sure which one is it - kill. Heaven and hell will never be overcrowded.

Law 14: Don't die easily. Revive in new account and continue fighting! Remember: god supports you.

Law 13.5 (chapter 2): If you have someone who can tell the difference, call them. Otherwise, follow Law 13.5.

Law 14.5: Death is preferable to succumbing to their evil power, but it should be your last option. Even in death, don't give up. Just don't become an akuma, either.

Law 15: ...we should stop making laws and start defining our power.

(*poke* there are more threads to be revived!)

Law 15.5: If you found an enemy post its' adress here.

OK, now waiting for targets....

So I assume you are one of us, Reinard? =3 What powers do you have that will make you a valuable asset in fighting Teh Yaoi of DOOM? (Add a few extra Os if you want.)

Also, food allergies? Preferences? Do I need to find some kind of anti-akuma scan?

This is one of the most idiotic and totally offensive things I have ever seen on this board. But that's okay, you obviously don't have anything better to do with your time, other than this. And you should probably go back and research more on the definitions of shounen-ai and yaoi and not all doujinshi has sex in it. I've read more hetero dj than yaoi/shounen-ai.

Originally Posted by Sunlily

This is one of the most idiotic and totally offensive things I have ever seen on this board. But that's okay, you obviously don't have anything better to do with your time, other than this. And you should probably go back and research more on the definitions of shounen-ai and yaoi and not all Doujinshi has sex in it.

Thank you, I take pride in having nothing better to do - and it was supposed to be fighting akuma but this is the most obvious manifestation of evil - the manipulation of characters.

You see, the real evil here is the idea of OOC - out of character - yet it is hard to find, except in entire genre of fanfiction: the yaoi and yuri-loving characters. If this can be defeated, then eventually, all writers can begin to write based on the true personalities of the characters instead!

I have nothing against yaoi using original characters that the authour has created, after all. Merely the manipulation~

As for the doujinshi, no, they don't all have sex... but I have found very few doujinshi descriptions without it.

....and what part of it is offencive? It clearly is joke...

Exactly. Do I go crazy on people and call them stupid idiots if they started making fun of my favourite manga? (Well, yes. But my sanity level is pretty low anyway.) Or if they criticized a style of pairing? I can disagree, and offer clear explanations - but if it's a joke, it's a joke. ^_^

But OOC-ness is not a joke. It is a severe disease. o_o (Falls under the same category of "people who don't search" and that group of people who don't really care for accuracy).

Originally Posted by reinard-fox

....and what part of it is offencive? It clearly is joke...

You say "clearly" a joke, but it's been mentioned quite frequently on this forum, how much yaoi is really not all that well liked. I just see it too much. Way too much and I'm just at the point where is enough a enough. I fucking get it.

And I do agree with the OOC-ness. I don't like it either when characters turn out to be weepy ukes or overly sadistic semes.