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    krazykurapica is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Default Can someone give me an answer to this riddle?

    Here's the riddle:

    There's a fat horny guy in a dilemma. He's really horny right now, but at the same time he is really hungry. As luck would have it, there's a gorgeous girl comes along along and says "I need a person to fuck, ANYONE would do!!! Just some within 24 hours while I'm still hot and horny!" And at the same time, there was a nice juicy thick sirloin steak that has a note saying "the steak is yours if you can avoid sexual contact within 24 hours." So what does the guy do?

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    אֲדֹנָי is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    I would have to guess that he's into vore and decides to eat both the girl and the steak.


    Did you make this up yourself by the way?
    That is how this section is supposed to work I think.

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    krazykurapica is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Yes, I thought about it, but i have no answer for it.

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    אֲדֹנָי is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    I don't quite see how it's a riddle though, there isn't really any characteristic that the man has that can make the answer humorous.


    You could however take the vore answer with my blessing, it won't really be funny but weird riddles can sometimes become humorous due to their lack of logic and humor (sort of contradictory but I can think of situations when it's happened).

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    He's fat, chances are he hasn't been laid in years, so he is more than eligable to eat the steak now and he can fuck the girl afterwards.

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    ^ But he has to wait for a day first, and by then the (presumably) the girl will be unavailable.

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    OK, how about this, the note says within 24hrs, not for 24hrs. So he can say, "I have abstained from sexual activity for 1 second within 24 hours, therefore the steak is mine." So he eats the steak, then fucks the girl. Or the other way around, its up to him.

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    just eat the steak. they can't take it back. then go fuck the girl. simple. take it all, bitch!


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    Or he just has sex with the steak.

    THEN EATS IT.
    Last edited by Elcura; 11-21-2006 at 06:01 AM.

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    lol or he eats out XD

 

 
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