
Originally Posted by
BlueDragon99
I think if I was strong enough to take on even a single digit claymore, I spend my time finding the weakest claymore and bug her. I would annoy her by playing games with her like steal her claymore when she is resting, force her to give me a piggy back ride, push her into the river, if snow is present than throw snowballs at her, write stuff on her face with a pen/marker/whatever i can find while she is asleep, make faces at her as I dodge her attacks, turn human dress in all black and take the reward money and flick it at her while she is walking, cut her hair (if long hair), steal shoes and hang them from a very high branch, probably sing something annoying while she walks, give her a hug when she least expects it than lick her face while she is stunned, steal her clothes while she is bathing, steal clothes and alter uniform to look like two piece bathing suit or some other obscene outfit, poke her while saying "poke" with every poke I do, draw happy faces on her cape and make sure she doesn't know so that she recieve funny looks from villagers, walk into town with her in awakened form and shout "mommy I want candy!" as loud as I can while grabbing one arm and moving her from side to side, walk behind her and continuously ask "are we there yet?" in the most annoying voice I can produce while pulling her hair or throwing spit balls at her. I would only do this if I was very strong and she is alone. If I was like 'abyssal ones' strong I even go and drive awakened group hunters insane with the same antics above, except modified to include groups. ^_^
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