Thread: Lines you wish you'd hear in Claymore

Just some random fun.

Raki: I married a woman who is twice my age!

Teresa: Bloody pirates.

Yuma: Wait a minute! If Claire and Teresa are like the twin goddesses, does that make it incest or yuri?

Raki: (fierce glare) At last. Seven years and I can finally do it. Baaannn-kai!

Clare: I listen to Nightwish.

Ophelia: Actually, the organization is a mental institution. Easley is lolicon, Duph is lolicon, Teresa is lolicon...do you, perchance, perceive a pattern here?

Clare and Raki: "FU-SION! HA!"
Isley: "What... are you?!"
Claraki: "We are the instrument of your destruction!"

"Come with me if you want to live."
-Undine, Terminator 2

"Normal? Pris is YOMA!!!"
-Raki to Easley, 300, "This is SPARTA!!!!" Parody

"I enable mission select."
-Ophelia, Starcraft Cheat to Enable Mission Select

"They call Miria, Phantom Miria. You can call me Fantastic Helen."
-Helen, Fantastic Four

Oooh, bring on the Starcraft lines!

Clare: "I am the Queen of Blades." (Sarah Kerrigan)

Easley: ""Unto my experience, Riful, all that you've built here on the West is but a fleeting dream. A dream from which your precious Duph shall awaken, finding himself drowned in a greater nightmare." (Zeratul)

Rubber Helen! Rubber Bullet Punch!
-Luffy + Helen-

Behold, Now Witness the awesome power of an Abyssal One!
-Riful-

"Yes she caught my eye as I walked on by. She could see by my face that I was flying high."
-Rafaela singing about Luciela

"I see dead people."
-Miata, Sixth Sense Parody

"Hand to hand combat is the basis of all combat. Only a fool would trust her life to a weapon."
-Miata, after tossing her claymore and deciding to beat a yoma with her bare hands; Metal Gear Solid, Grey Fox Parody

"Behold my true form and despair!"
-Riful, Castlevania Symphony of the Night Parody

"All hail, Queen of the losers!"
-gang at Clarice (Age of Empires II taunt)

"Wolololol."
-Yuma (AoE I, Priest)

"Priscilla, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Pris-cil-la: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Pris. Cil. La."
-Easley (Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov)

"Show me the money"
- From all Claymores to villages that had requested for their yoma-slaying services.
(Cheat code from Warcraft)

"It is a good day to die"
- Riful to the awakened beings from North who are canon folders.
(Cheat code from Warcraft)

Clare: And once again I stand over the broken bodies of my enemies... Victorious but not unscarred. (Kerrigan Starcraft)

Riful to Duff: Bring me a beer honey!

"After you go beyond 80%, there is no cow level"
-Rubel

"Sombody set up us the bomb"
-Maria complaining about the suicide mission

"I'm in your base, killing your d00ds"
-Rigardo

"You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you."
-Rigardo to Easley

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