Lines you wish you'd hear in Claymore
:smt054 Just some random fun.
Raki: I married a woman who is twice my age!
Teresa: Bloody pirates.
Yuma: Wait a minute! If Claire and Teresa are like the twin goddesses, does that make it incest or yuri?
Raki: (fierce glare) At last. Seven years and I can finally do it. Baaannn-kai!
Clare: I listen to Nightwish.
Ophelia: Actually, the organization is a mental institution. Easley is lolicon, Duph is lolicon, Teresa is lolicon...do you, perchance, perceive a pattern here?