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    Default WOW!!! hes my hero!!!

    cuz the link didnt work

    Kaneel Shatters Masturbation World Record!
    April 5, 2006

    It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


    Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

    It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

    This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

    When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Kaneel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

    For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information
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    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    OH MY GOD!!! I'm frigging speechless.............
    Nope still frigging speechless...................

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    Pfft. You'll never beat my record.

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    which was??? mines is thirteen (i stopped from boredom)


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Friction burns, anyone?

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    SD. See the article you linked to.

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    Still speechless....................

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    googleguy is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    You're just jealous.

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    Um no.....
    I could probably do better
    Afterall girls don't dehydrate after they come...
    I can't believe i just said that.............
    I've been corrupted!!! AHHH
    *Runs away*

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    /me sees Aurora in a totally new and uberhawt way...


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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