wow. bamboolzer, im very impressed. touche, sir, touche.
Turkeys! Tasty little fuckers.
What are you talking about, turkey is horrible, it tastes really dry.Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez
I will now succumb to a moment of honesty in which I will post embarrassing things: I want to ride an ostrich.
They're really cool. They run quite fast, and they spin around in circles when they get confused. Their kick can kill you. I love ostriches.
Ostriches can run at up to 40 miles per hour for sustained periods of time. It would be incredible to ride on one...until it got confused and started to spin around, of course. Then you're lucky if you can stay on.
But people seriously do ride them.
Yes. Ostriches. They look like they're easier to ride than camels, at any rate.
I hope the next time you walk on foot, you trip over some object, impale youself non-lethally on a rusting object, have one leg smash into a glass display case showering you in shards that rend, pierce, and tear your flesh, and then a car runs over your arms shattering the bones and rendering them useless.
big bird from sesame street is crazy hawt