Thread: Weapons Dealing

I specilize in high tech advanced weaponry. But I can deal out most things.
Requirements: A clearly informative and structured post detailing what you want.

Ask and ye might receive.

Payment is accepted in joules. And rare elements with greater weights than Iron.

I want something that can change my center of gravity to any point. I just want to be able to win any limbo contest hands down. Crushing all my enemies, see them driven before me and hearing the lamentations of their women.

Apparently Ishman's concept of great weaponry is solely on how much energy it can dish out at explosive rates. Poisons and biological warfare are very effective too, ya know?

What the hell? Limbo contest? Ah, I'll just let you go after your dreams. I'll only hinder you.

Let's see...
I want to see a triterium powered death laser cut entire metropolitan areas into chopped salad.
Is a quasar beam cannon possible as well?
How about a blackhole generator?
Electroweak force amplifier/muffler?
Redox reversal field?
Flubber?
Hot water and soap?

hmmm i want a weapon that can incinerate all the clothes that a person's wearing....how much would it cost?

Hot water and soap can do that.

Hi again Ishman.

I need simply nukes.
Enough to Nuke russia.

I also need somesort of strong engine wich allows me to move Hawaii near USA.

And a stealth device.

Money is NO problem.

I'ono.
Personal teleporter?
Nanotech that can read and influence a host's thoughts?
That's all I can think of....
Oh yeah! Personal time machine! x)

In payment of...I'ono...two petagrams of anti-matter? (Is that too much?) xP
I'll throw in my anti-darr battery also. xP

I'd personally want a Tactical Pulse Laser Sniper Rifle (TPLSR for short :P) equipped wtih depleted Uranium rounds
and i'd really love to get my hands on a can of Modified Anthrax as a bonus gift

I want a pidgeons wired with explosives, no particular reason for them, I just wanna see 'em go boom.

Who ever said that I did not consider poisons, bio-germs, and other things of such ilk useful?

I just have a fondness for blowing things up.

On to the more reasonable requests [I'll only answer a request if it's theoretically possible, and If your post is well structured and details what you want] I also might not give you what your expecting.

MasterSplinter: Here's some heavy lead weights. Put them on whatever part of your body you want to shift your center of gravity towards.

Spurgu: For a dash of Irony, you get FOUR, count em FOUR Tsar class bombs. Each weighing in at a whopping 100 megaton blast rating, don't ever set them off in your country borders. For that matter, avoid setting them off on your hemisphere.

Ark: 1 set of wetware. Simply put the small cube at the base of the targets neck, and the nanotech will enter into the head cavity, wrapping itself around the brain and putting tendrils into any key areas. Allows you to completely read the persons 'thoughts' [A rather more complex process than common television based sci-fi and fantasy would have you believe, first of all, you have to actually direct the person to have these memories as his main conscious, or high-order subconscious focus] This also allows you to edit their memorys as you please, modify anything with-in the brain you like, such as forcing it to pump out a lethal dose of adrenaline, and gives you full control of all their motor functions, and even thoughts.