I love this country.
My patriotic jokes.
Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than
Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain
the pens to
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
13 Irish have died since 1996 by wateringtheir Christmas
tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.
AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toilet!