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    Chizabubble is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Talking Funny facts.

    I love this country.
    My patriotic jokes.

    Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than
    an ambulance

    Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain
    the pens to
    the counters.

    142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
    new shirts.

    58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
    of screwdrivers.

    13 Irish have died since 1996 by wateringtheir Christmas
    tree while the
    fairy lights were plugged in.

    Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
    cracker pulling
    accidents

    101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
    plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

    18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
    with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

    A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
    years after
    opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

    5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
    Control Scalextric cars.

    AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
    whilst throwing up into the toilet!

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    well, in argentina 194 people die in a rock concert...

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    That's not really a funny fact, jota.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chizabubble
    That's not really a funny fact, jota.
    You're right. What I was trying to say is that I would glad to say funny things about my country, like you... But, sometimes I think it's impossible.

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    Na. You just gotta look at it the right way. Plus...........we tend to like our drink........

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    I like Irish Beer too...

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    Not what I meant. Here we drink to get drunk. It's fun. Doesn't matter if it tastes horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chizabubble
    Not what I meant. Here we drink to get drunk. It's fun. Doesn't matter if it tastes horrible.
    hahhah I understand, same goes here. We used to drink Vodka to get drunk

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    Vodka hidden in coke bottles going into teenage discos. ah.I miss being thirteen.

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    >.> 25 cajun's were burned trying to fry a trukey....2005

    1 cajun burned his house down while trying to fry a trukey inside....

 

 
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