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    Default Text Sigs

    since i see theyre becoming more popular and some are actually funny.... viola threadstart!!!

    my fav is definitely Conraths
    There are some who view the glass as half full
    Others see it half empty
    To others the glass poses a threat to their sanity and must be destroyed
    I'm over here wondering if the liquid is poisonous
    98abailes is a close second


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    well, my fav text sig is the mine
    its not that i dont respect your opinion, i just dont want to hear it!


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    Behold!...
    "It's better being pissed off than being pissed on."

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    A text sig I am currently using at a guildwars forum is:

    Why can I not resist these urges to kick puppies and throw kittens at brick walls?

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    hahaha thats awesome.

    "Fat kids are harder to kidnap"


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    One of my newfound favorites:
    Asking the world to be nice to you because you are a good person,
    Is like asking the bull to stop charging because you are a vegetarian.

    another good one:
    “I’d love to help you, but you’d just find some other dumb ass way to shoot yourself in the foot.”


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    This one:
    "Anime is like sex. If its great, you enjoyed the show, and you want more. When its bad, you have some awfully horrid mental pictures, youve wasted an hour, and sometimes as is the case with most bad sex... You feel upset that you actually paid for it."

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    Because Internet popularity is such a necessity.

    No, that is not a signature, that's a comment toward's STD's opening of "Because I'm more popular..." Though I do admit that it would make a pretty good sig.

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    The best text sig I've seen/read ever.

    me: Prolly Wednesday.
    him: yah
    him: do you want the ... merchandice raped?
    me: I don't know how you rape a wooden object.
    me: But if you can figure out how, sure.
    me: lol
    me: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
    him: its in a box
    me: Dude. It's spelled Wrapped. Not raped.
    me: The way you said it relates to where you make someone forcefully have intercourse.
    him: oy we have sick and twisted minds
    me: You're the one who spelled it wrong.

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    Well that was interesting...


 

 
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