Gayest Death Match

Rod Stewart Vs Michael Bolton

Choose!

Michael Bolton.............The WINNER

Dunno both, so flip a coin...
And Rod Steward is shown on the coin..

Rod Steward FTW!

A winrar is Rod Stewart.

Gayest? What do men have? Penises. What can those be called? Rods.

Rod reams Bolton.

The correct term is "penes".

And the word "Bolton" also reminds me of penes for some reason..