Fortunately/Unfortunately

**Aurora86** · 03-11-2006, 03:10 PM

Fortunately, They bought(stole) better drugs next time{and only one died}

**mangaguy** · 03-11-2006, 03:59 PM

Unfortunately, the crooked cops drove up and stole their money.

**Jack O' Lantern** · 03-11-2006, 04:55 PM

Fortunately they were brought to hotel in one piece

**Aurora86** · 03-11-2006, 05:02 PM

Unfortunately the hotel was in several dozen pieces

**Jack O' Lantern** · 03-11-2006, 05:08 PM

Fortunately there were many beautifull babes to comfort them

**Aurora86** · 03-11-2006, 05:10 PM

Unfortunately the Babes were actually trany Babes

**bamboozler** · 03-11-2006, 05:15 PM

fortunately they had no standards

**Ishman** · 03-11-2006, 05:18 PM

Unfortunately a piece of cosmic string sliced through planet Earth at that very instant, vaporizing 70% of the planet's mass and anhilating all life on earth, throwing the remains of the Earth around the solar system, initating a chain reaction that wiped out the remaining inner planets and causing jupiter to fall into the sun, initiating a SuperNova that started a chain reaction that led to the anhilation of the Milky Way galaxy.

^ ^