Thread: Funny? Or just plain odd?

Okay conversation with CoS got me thinking...
Expressions. Mottos etc. What're your favourites?
Or what do you think is just plain silly..Like "it'll be better before you're married." What if it's your wedding day?


Anywho give us a few silly quotes why don't you.
E.G "I take life with a pinch of salt.... A slice of lemon and a shot of tequila!"

Sex can wait masturbate!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

don't say WOOT unless you have concrete evidence of the WOOT!!!!

"I may be insane, but at least I'm having fun."

Have your cake and eat it too.
What other silly preverted things would you do with it? actually.....don't answer that. I don't want to know.

Heh i like this. okay i'll add another.
If throw a stick,
will you leave?

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.

if you fixed it...brake it...

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow (i got a whole poster of these sayings)