Thread: Funny? Or just plain odd?

why don't you make like a tree, and leave.

The World has not gone crazy, Its just you

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole.

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.

By: Julio Iglesias

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

boondock saints:
"why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here..."

"I have not failed. I found ten thousand ways that do not work."
also
'why don't you ask mommy why her breath smells bad and she won't kiss you after she sees her lawyer?"
and
"Sally, you know how the doctor says that since you lost your kidney you'll die soon. Well, Jeff there STOLE it"

Drink Varnish........
You'd probably die, but atleast you'd have a lovely finish.

figured if this has to be my final post, i might as well have a crackup.
no more ban dodging.

'' and it's gonna be 14 days of sorrow, it's gonna be 14 days of pain,
it's gonna be 14 days that are gone forever and i'll never have agaiiiin... ''

figured since all i've done is sulk with D.D., won't be nice to dissapoint when going on leave.

ciao

"One does not simply walk into Mordor." (The best one of them all.)

"If you're not with me, then you're against me."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."