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Ice Cream Protector
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Euphori-Lock
Some people have no shame. They will wait until you have left the kitchen, and they will steal your ice cream. These selfish gluttons will gorge themselves on your sweet, delicious Cherry Garcia and leave you to discover nothing but an empty container the next time you have a craving. But you can put an end to this sort of heinous larceny. Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream company has developed a special combination lock that fits around the top of a pint of ice cream to keep other people's greedy spoons out of what is rightfully yours.