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    burningman is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Default Male/Female Dictionary

    WEll, in light of recent events coughVALENTINE"Scough, I have decided to compile a dictionary that will translate male lauguage into femal language and vice-versa, I hope you guys can help with new additons and definitons but here's what I got

    The MAN/WOMAN dictionary vers. 1.0

    Woman to Man:

    yes= no
    No= no
    maybe= No
    Fine, if it's your birthday= Yes
    I don't need anything for my birthday= Buy me something expensive, bitch
    You shouldn't have= good, you know your place.... bitch
    I like it= I hate it
    Wow, how much did this cost? = I like it, but it better not be cheap
    It's uhhh, nice= you're dead, cheapo
    $1000+???= I love it..... bitch
    be a man= be my bitch
    bitch = bitch

    Man to woman:

    you look nice= I want to have sex
    shall we dance?= this better lead to sex
    Yeah, I'm in the middle of a meeting= I'm having fun without you
    NO she's not prettier than you= She's prettier than you, I would like to have sex with her, but since I can't, I'd rather not say she's prettier so I can have sex with you
    will you marry me?= I would like to have sex with you every night
    Wanna have sex?= I want sex

    Any further additions would be welcomed, pleas help and vers 2.0 come out in the near future!


    Mysterious, no?

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    OMG. This is so funny. And true, don't forget, it's all true.

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    man to woman

    yes dear = i have no idea what you just said, but this means i wont get yelled at.

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    Reason why I've never said "you look nice" before in my life.
    Currently playing Akatsuki no Goei

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    Woman to Man:

    Does this make me look fat? = Do you want me to castrate you?

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    yea, i always go with
    "nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

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    Woman to Man:

    "Sorry, I have to wash my hair that night." = "The thought of going out with you makes me want to hang myself in the shower. I'm flattered though."

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    Man to Woman:

    I'm gonna gut you, you fucking whore: After I'm done kiling you, I'm gonna rape your fetid carcass, so tear out your goodies and deny me that one pleasure.

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    Man to Woman:

    I'm Sorry = Will you shut the f*ck up, its time for sex!

    Woman to Man:

    Only look at me. = If you look somewhere else you'll see a much better offer so you better not f*cking look....bitch.
    Flowers and Candy?! You shouldnt have! = I know you only want sex, dont think your fooling me bitch.

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    lololol

    This made me laugh.....

 

 
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