Thread: Male/Female Dictionary

WEll, in light of recent events coughVALENTINE"Scough, I have decided to compile a dictionary that will translate male lauguage into femal language and vice-versa, I hope you guys can help with new additons and definitons but here's what I got

The MAN/WOMAN dictionary vers. 1.0

Woman to Man:

yes= no
No= no
maybe= No
Fine, if it's your birthday= Yes
I don't need anything for my birthday= Buy me something expensive, bitch
You shouldn't have= good, you know your place.... bitch
I like it= I hate it
Wow, how much did this cost? = I like it, but it better not be cheap
It's uhhh, nice= you're dead, cheapo
$1000+???= I love it..... bitch
be a man= be my bitch
bitch = bitch

Man to woman:

you look nice= I want to have sex
shall we dance?= this better lead to sex
Yeah, I'm in the middle of a meeting= I'm having fun without you
NO she's not prettier than you= She's prettier than you, I would like to have sex with her, but since I can't, I'd rather not say she's prettier so I can have sex with you
will you marry me?= I would like to have sex with you every night
Wanna have sex?= I want sex

Any further additions would be welcomed, pleas help and vers 2.0 come out in the near future!

OMG. This is so funny. And true, don't forget, it's all true.

man to woman

yes dear = i have no idea what you just said, but this means i wont get yelled at.

Reason why I've never said "you look nice" before in my life.

Woman to Man:

Does this make me look fat? = Do you want me to castrate you?

yea, i always go with
"nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

Woman to Man:

"Sorry, I have to wash my hair that night." = "The thought of going out with you makes me want to hang myself in the shower. I'm flattered though."

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Man to Woman:

I'm gonna gut you, you fucking whore: After I'm done kiling you, I'm gonna rape your fetid carcass, so tear out your goodies and deny me that one pleasure.

Man to Woman:

I'm Sorry = Will you shut the f*ck up, its time for sex!

Woman to Man:

Only look at me. = If you look somewhere else you'll see a much better offer so you better not f*cking look....bitch.
Flowers and Candy?! You shouldnt have! = I know you only want sex, dont think your fooling me bitch.

lololol

This made me laugh.....