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    Sensimilija is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Default Random funny text that you found on the net

    The topic explains everything,
    but if your an idiot then this should help:
    FIND A FUNNY TEXT AND POST IT HERE!! OMG DAMN NEWBS

    anyway this is a text about the languages spoken in Yugoslavia (which does not exist today, and its the country I was born in)!

    Language

    There were gazillion of languages, the main was Serbo-Bosnio-Sloveno-Croatian (shortly Serbocroatian). After breakup the Yugoslavia, every village tried to have own language. Croatian, Serbian and Macedonian are now done and official in their countries, next step will be Montenegrese, Vojvodinese, Istrianese and Slavodinese. If situation will evolve this way, after 40 years it will be totally imposible for every person from ex-yugoslavia to understand his neighbour.

    In all this languages is very often to end almost every normal word with -ja ending (Jugoslavija, Dalmacija, Bohemija, Wikipedija)

    Yugoslavian languages are very similar to Moravistani, which is spoken in Moravistan, eastern part of Czech republic.

    "I suppose the Serbs and the Croats are okay, but don't get me started on those god damned Albanians!" ~ Oscar Wilde
    "Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real" - Tupac Shakur (1971-1996)

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    ... Your an idiot... see now you just set youre rehab back 3 months.

    i forgot where i heard that


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    from House last night, SD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aikido
    from House last night, SD.
    ... bastard... sshhhhhhh!!! that line had me dying


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    I dont think it was supposed to be funny.

    it was supposed to be dramatic/meaningful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon
    Quote Originally Posted by Aikido
    from House last night, SD.
    ... bastard... sshhhhhhh!!! that line had me dying
    yeah i was busting a gut too

    "Grapes and grapes!"

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    you guys have such strange senses of humor...

 

 

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