Kill Someone

**StealDragon** · 02-07-2006, 01:10 PM

ummm... im bored as fuck and ive been here for the last 7 hours straight and the intent to kill someone is overwhelming on this site as of late... sooooo i wanna play a game

think if the most original way to kill someone that has a ZERO percent chance of survival.... bullshit like "hit by a truck" is just ... bullshit

ill start and whoever posts next has to find a better way to kill someone.

smashed in the middle of a head on collision between two road-trains carring 500 tons of napalm each while soaked in gasoline sitting naked on a leaking oil drum on the interstate

**Madi-chan** · 02-07-2006, 01:11 PM

You are a sick freak!! Eeekkk! *runs*

**SooSeH** · 02-07-2006, 01:25 PM

It May Be Sick But Creative .. I Like It

As For Me ... I Wud Burn Them Down Using A Very Low Flame Then When The Skin Is Fully Burned Ill Spray Them With Salt

In The End Ill Shoot Them In The Stomache So They Wud Die Painfully And Slowly

Nyaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

**StealDragon** · 02-07-2006, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Madi-chan

You are a sick freak!! Eeekkk! *runs*

nice of you to notice

strapped to the underside of the saturn rocket when it takes off ... instant death/vaporization!

**SooSeH** · 02-07-2006, 01:46 PM

Send Them To The Moon .. They Will Soon Die From Lack Of Air

**pentaelemental** · 02-07-2006, 02:07 PM

Launch the loser into orbit, and watch his body implode then split off into fragments of what used to be flesh.

Or feed the person a liter of nitroglycerin and watch them dance...

watching someone be vaporized by the sun is fun.

Or something more earthly like impaling the victim into solid ground at the hands and feet in the middle of a desert without sand, and watch them roast in the day.

Napalming is fun too, but if combined with an explosion effect simultaneously, it would lose its dramatic effects.

Having the dork get run over by 600+ wheels of a freight train.

Grind them up in a massive meat grinder.

Plug their ass up and feed them till they explode literally.

I'm one sick bastard

oh yeah don't forget about feeding the poor guy a nest of cockroach eggs and have it hatch inside the body...

**Ishman** · 02-07-2006, 06:29 PM

An airburst of several hundred megatons, enough to ignite the planet's atmosphere.

A ground detonation of at least 1 gigaton. Easily enough to splinter the Earth into rubble.

Seriously though, the Tsar class nuclear weapons created by the russians have a rating of one hundred megatons. Enough to anhilate most life in a good hundred mile diameter, probably a good deal more.

An even better method, causing Sol to go Nova.
A method of acomplishing this is scooping out the innards of the star into a pocket universe, where time is greatly accelereted, untill eventually [I could explain the process in great detail if anyone would like, but it'll require several minutes of transcription] a core is left of pure Iron. This core, now near absolute Zero, only a few billionths of a degree away from it, is plopped back in to the same place. It's size should have decreased by roughly 90-95 percent of it's orginal diameter, thus leaving a giant wave of plasma to come roaring in, pulled in by the core's gravity and by the sudden and massive pressure of the entire star's weight pressing on the suddenly empty and absolute vacuum created by scooping out the star's innards.

By the time the plasma front would reach the core, it would be travelling at something like 2% the speed of light, a hammerfall of pure destructive energy.

This would collide with a core of near incompressible iron, thus sending a MASSIVE reverberating shockwave, throwing the energy back out again, but this time in a massive pulse of pure energy.

A massive burst of neutrinos, neutrons, gamma rays, and shockfront would superheat the remaing infalling matter, thrusting it outwards at speeds nearing that of light, with an oncomming hammerfall of pure radiation.

Eventually this blast front would reach the Earth, deposting enough energy from the neutrinos, which can pass through a light-year of lead without skipping a beat, so little do they interact with normal matter, but so dense would their concentration be, that they would deliver a dose of radiation so lethal, all life would die within an hour. Of course, all life would have only minutes left to live, as the wave front of solid plasma collide's with the planet, stripping away it's remaing atmosphere that has not already boiled away, and adding the particles to it's ever increasing fury, as it completely vaporizes the planet.

This, my friends, is an Iron Sunrise.

**burningman** · 02-07-2006, 07:44 PM

Michael Jackson in a thong, nuff said

**soulless_freak** · 02-07-2006, 08:14 PM

start cutting away the skin little by little, beginning at the tips of his fingers, by time you make it to his waist you should have a shirt made of skin and a man dead from blood loss.