
Originally Posted by
burningman
I think I'll write a short story entitled: THe Cringe who stole Valentines
Yeah I know it's a rip-off of Dr. Seuss
Every member of Stop-tazmo liked Valentine's a lot
But the Cringe in the CHit-Chat simply did not
He HATED Valentine's this whole lovey-dovey season
Getting rejected every year on this day was his reason
Is it because all the girls think him too gay
or because he looks like a ten-year old lost on the subway
No, I think the most likely reason of all,
Is that his Penis was simply two sizes too small....
Ugh, I'm joking, I'm not that pathetic, yet...
Still, Valentine'sl, bah humbug
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